Other phrases for s*x

[Ian]

Just watching a rerun of an old sitcom and heard the wonderful analogy
"Skiing down the pink run"
Just wondered if anybody else had some "tasteful" favourites
Sorry for lowering the tone Jack

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

this should be good, i also knew my tasteless humour would cum in handy....
oppsss....

Burying Uncle Fester.

Ridin' the testosterone barge down Love Canal.

The monthly obligation.

Polling the constituency.

Donating to the missionary.

Celebrating Hump Day.

Hopping the herpes express.

Erasing the hard drive.

Groin Wars.

Crushing what's left of my self-esteem.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

The top fifteen Fantasy Euphemisms for Sex
(when playing role-playing games like D&D..)


15. Stuffing the magic wand into the pouch of accessibility

14. Conjuring up a vorpal weapon. I think this might just be second base... then again how would I know?

13. Menage a Troll

12. The Never Ending Story, for about 15 minutes.

11. Putting that mighty one ring on your middle finger.

10. "It's not the length of your sword that matters... it's how many creatures you use it on."

9. Putting your Hobbit in the Dominion

8. Putting the sword in the stone.

7. Depending on just how kinky the adventurers happen to be, "Exploring the dungeon."

6. Let's go back to Narnia and I'll show you my wardrobe...

5. Discharging your Elf Stones.

4. Bearding the dwarf

3. Smiting the wyrm

2. Playing leap-frog with the unicorn

1. Fondling "my precious"...

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Top Ten ISP Euphemisms for Sex

10) Finding the dip of a thrust fault

9) Integrating by parts

8) Tutoring the first-years

7) Splitting the genes/jeans

6) Backside Attack

5) Staining the Ovaries

4) Solving the Sperm-Liouville problem

3) Logging in

2) Refluxing

1) Quantum Tunneling

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

here's some more.

Euphemisms:

all the way; do it; doing it; getting it on; go to bed; go to town; have sex; home run; horizontal boogie; horizontal bop; make it; make love; making love; making babies; playing, or "let's play"; score; shacking-up; slept with; sleeping with; having an affair; going all the way; seeing someone; spending the night with someone; talk (let?s talk); a quickie; whoopee.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

this is funny:

Romanticisms:

deflower (obsolete); he debauched her; he deflowered her; he despoiled her; a fate worse than death; plucking rosebuds; ravish; he ravished her; the ole in and out; seduce; sheath the sword to the hilt (Shakespeare); making the two-backed beast (Chaucer); she succumbed to his blandishment; he took her honor; they consummated their love; violate; he violated her.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

and this is the last of it. Don't ask me why I have all this.

Slang: backseat roll; ball; to ball; balls eye; bang the box; bang your brains out; banging your beaver; banging bones; bang the hell out of it; being a man; being in the saddle; belly dancing; bingo; birds and bees; bird doggin?; blowin' a load; boff; boffin; boing; boink; boom-boom; bone dancing; boogie; bouncing bellies; bring the log to the beaver; bucking; bump and grind; bumping; bumpin' fuzzies; bumping pretties; bumpin? rugs; bumpin? uglies; buns in the oven; bury cable; bury the bologna; bury the hatchet where it won't rust; bush diving; busting guts; catch the weasel; catching scootie; come to daddy; coming down on it; cooking; cuddle-my-cuddle; diddle; dip the (your) wick; dirty deed; doink; doing it doggie style; doggin; do it; do the Big Bony Moroney; doing it; doing the big trick; doing the deed; doing the dirty deed; doing the funky monkey; doing the (or a) nasty; doing the thang; doing the wild thing; doink; doinking; do work; drill; drilling for oil; duka-duka; dump; exploratory surgery; filling the box; flesh injection; fooling around; fourth base; fuzz bump; getting bent; get busy; get down and dirty; get freaky; get into someone's pants; getting it on; getting on; get it on; gettin' it on; get it off; get parallel; getting horizontal; getting laid; getting lucky; getting off; getting a nut; get paid; get pie; get plugged; get some area; getting some leg; getting some sugar; get some trim (or quim); get some nookie; getting your rocks off; get your poker wet; giving the dog a bone; going all the way; grinding; gurvie; hide it; hit it; hanky panky; helicopter ride; hide the salami; hit the ball through the bleachers; hit the guts; hobble; hoe the garden; hooking up; horizontal bop; horizontal exercise; horizontal hoola; horizontal mamba; horizontal slamdance; horizontal tango; hot beef injection; hump; humpin' and bumpin'; humping and pumping; hole in one; home run; hot beef injection; hunch; in the bush; indoor body surfing; jam it; Juke; jugg; jump on someone's bones; killing it; killing the eel hammer; knock boots; knocking boots; laying the cable; laying pipe; lock in key; to make somebody; make love--Not!; making it; makin' bacon; making the bed squeak; making whoopee; mating; motion of the ocean; mounting; mud for your duck; mud for your turtle; nail; nailed; nailin?; nookie; the old in and out; once around the park; packing; parking the car; pick cherries; pickle-me-tickle-me; pile driving; playing hide-the-sausage (bologna); playing the front nine; pluck; poke a stroke; pole dance; poon; pooning pop it; pork; pop the coochie; porking; pound the mound; poking; put the puck in the net; pump; pumping; putter in the hole; rail; ram your rod; ramming home; riding; riding the high, hard one; riding the hobby horse; riding the pony; riding the bologna pony; riding the wave; riding the velvet meat curtains of love; ride the wind; rinka-rinka; rocky-rocky; rock steady; rooting; roll in the hay; romping scootie; scooning; score; screw; scroggin'; scrumpin'; scrunch; send it in; have sex; shake and bake; shtoop; shaking the sheets; skiing; skinboat to tuna town; slamming; slapping the bacon to the pan; slapping stomachs; slapping tummies; slipping between the lily whites; spreading the folds; stable-my- naggie; stoop; "taking it"; take a turn on Mount Pleasant; take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass; take a turn in Bushy Park; take the old one-eye to the optometrist; take the skin boat to tuna town; taking a ride; the in and out; thwacking; throwing chalk; throwing the pork; two moon junction; tube steak boogie; turning a trick (prostitute's term); wet the worm; wham, bam, thank you ma'am; wheel; whopping; wild thing; work it; working it.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

any other requests....?

 

[Simply In The Red]

Dang, someone has too much time on their hands.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

what?
no other comments...??

 

[Woodson]

You forgot my personal favorite:

"nooner"

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

top

 

[lfbd]

I'm not sure where the "tasteful" line is but my favorite is "locking pissers"

 

[spanky2]

Tor.Vig.
Send this off to asshole Mike Harris to read now that he woke the "f" up to see that he is the most hated man in Ontario.
Please c.c. Mr.Brian Muldoon if you can find where he ran away to years ago..
Spankage...Shit man you got too much time. Just give it a quit 'stroke' and your out the door,none of this 'keeping the wife happy crap!!!

 

[scrubbo]

Laying Pipe
Getting a "Clinton"

 

[Valuist]

How about "Saturday Night Stretches"

 

[twofingers]

checking her oil

 

[scrubbo]

Thats "flap oil" twofingers

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

POLISHING MY KNOB,
GETTING A HEAD SHINE,
WETTING THE CUCUMBER,
DIPPING THE DIP STICK,

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SEPT 11, 2001. THE DAY THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

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