Pam Anderson on Conan

[Felonious Monk]

Anyone see this last night? She was wearing this dress that only covered the outer halves of her breasts, and she kept moving it around. Then Conan asked her about the American Music Awards (this was a repeat from January) and she said "Well Dick Clark asked me to do it, and I just can't turn down Dick. I've never turned down Dick in the past, why would I turn down Dick now? Who would turn down Dick?" Man, what a ho.

Hepatitis is very unattractive. kurby

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Hey Monk, did you happen to catch her phone number? That sounds like my kind of woman! SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!

 

[Dragon]

I'm probably going to catch hell for this post, but I don't know what the hell Pamela Anderson was thinking when she got her breast implants redone. I think she would be much more attractive without two rocks on her chest. I thought she was a C cup to begin with but she wanted to go bigger...that's fine. Then she gets them reduced, then goes EVEN BIGGER months down the road. She is completely misproportioned if you ask me. Would I still bang her? Damn skippy I would, but there are days where she just disgusts me. There is that and the fact that she ALWAYS has to bring up her latest squeeze. She can't do a tv show or talk show without talking about her flavor of the week.

 

[Simply In The Red]

I am still turned off by Pamela ever since I saw her on a tv show without any makeup.

 

[dogface]

I would proably have

I would proably have

to do her. But after watching the vid, she does not give good head. Send in the fluffer!

dogface

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Dogface, I couldn't agree more, after watching her home video with tommy lee, I have to say sadly that

PAMELA ANDERSON DOES NOT GIVE GOOD HEAD!!!

:shrug:

 

[JSMOOTH]

PAMELA ANDERSON DOES NOT GIVE GOOD HEAD!!!

:shrug:

$$$,
Don't take this personal, but have you EVER stopped a chick from giving you head?! The above phrase, (does not give good head) still cracks me up. IMO, there's no such thing as a bad blowjob.

 

[RAZ]

She looked a lot better before all the plastic, imho. Now she looks like shes a fkn street pro, especially without her makeup, i don't know if her hep has anything to do with it be she def looks used like a 2 dollar nag, run hard put away wet with a well worn saddle!!

 

[DENNISTHEMAN]

it loked like she was scared when she was giveing him head.
i wanted to see him nut on her face.
wonder if she likes anal?
anyone know how hung tommy was?

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

JSMOOTH

In all seriousness if a chick was performing oral on me like the way Pam did on that video, I would tell her to stop, ITS BORING.

I would rather.... ah never mind you know what I am about to say!

 

[Felonious Monk]

IMO, there's no such thing as a bad blowjob.

JSMOOTH, there's always such thing as a bad blowjob.

Now, for all of the ladies reading this thread, here's a few quick hitters....

No teeth. Plenty of tongue. You have to simulate the vagina. Make it wet. Plenty of tongue. Don't giggle at the slurping sounds. Make eye contact. Pull the shaft toward you so there's some 'tension'. Your mouth should follow the motion of the handjob hand. Pause occasionally to pinch your own nipples or for a little self-frigging. That'll make us think you're turned on by doing this for us.

Treat it like it's the last blowjob you'll ever give. kurby

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

MONK, NO TEETH? COme on dude your missing out!!

Just make sure to mention to her to be gentle with them!

 

[JSMOOTH]

Boring Anthony?

Boring Anthony?

Monk's right about teeth.....I didn't think of that. Regardless, I'd have a hard time pushing Pamela off me. :shrug:

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

there is this one chick on the net that has a website that gives the best head that I have seen to date, my ex comes a close second but this girl Heather is the cream of the crop. If you want the web site addy email me, both of you (Monk and Smooth) have my email!