Parrot Joke

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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.

Moments later the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
 

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another parrott joke.
Buster the parrott was continuely cussing and owner was at wits end. Finally after a barrage of @#$%%$#^% the owner had his fill and said OK Buster I hate to do it but I got to teach you a lesson. I am putting you in the freezerfor 10 minutes as punishment. Ater putting him in freezer the phone rang and he forgot about poor Buster till getting off the phone some 1/2 later. He quickly ran to freezer and pulled Buster out. Poor ole Buster was shaking with icycles hanging off his beak. Owner feel very bad consoled Buster and said I'm so sorry but hoped you learned your lesson so I don't have to put you in there again.Any questions? Buster said just one.What the F-ck did that turkey in there do?????
 
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