Patriotism

[AR182]

The President of the US has asked that ALL Americans(&this includes our brothers & sisters in Canada & Mexico) to unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our communities.

Since the Taliban & al Qaeda cannot stand nudity & consider it a sin to see a naked woman, who is not their wife,on this Memorial Day(Monday)at 2:00PM ET all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help identify & weed out any neighborhood terrorists.Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this special anti-terrorist effort.I know my wife will do it!

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that you think it's OK to see other women in the nude.Since al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol,a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

Names & addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA headquarters,Langley,Virginia.The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your patriotism!!

 

[Wolf SJD]

i think there should be a limit on the women that walk around. They must be between the ages of 18 and 40, and weigh no more than 150lbs. I'll be on my lawn chair with a six pack.

 

[MAJOR MARTY]

AR 182 YOU SIR ARE TRULY A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

AR 182 YOU SIR ARE TRULY A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

PATRIOT!!!!

 

[AR182]

Wolf,Patriotism my friend comes in all shapes,sizes, & ages;it can not discriminate.Besides there are truly great patriotic women that are over 40(Michelle Pfeiffer,Sharon Stone),over 50(Goldie Hawn,Susan Sarandon),& even 60(Raquel Welch,Sophia Loren).All true patriots.

Major Marty,Thank you.That means alot to me especially coming from a major(LOL!).

 

[boilermaker]

very nicely put AR182

 

[TBONEZ0295]

thats funny