How to speak about WOMEN and be politically correct:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK -- she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -- she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not DUMB -- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND -- she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD -- she is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -- she gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY -- she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -- she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG you -- she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT -- she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -- she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE -- she is a LOW-COST PROVIDER.
How to speak about MEN and be politically correct:
He does not have a BEER GUT -- he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER -- he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME -- he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING -- he is in FOLLICULAR REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE-ROBBER -- he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK -- he becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS -- he develops a case of RECTAL-
CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -- he has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT -- he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
She is not a BABE or a CHICK -- she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -- she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not DUMB -- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND -- she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD -- she is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -- she gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY -- she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -- she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG you -- she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT -- she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -- she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE -- she is a LOW-COST PROVIDER.
How to speak about MEN and be politically correct:
He does not have a BEER GUT -- he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER -- he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME -- he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING -- he is in FOLLICULAR REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE-ROBBER -- he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK -- he becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS -- he develops a case of RECTAL-
CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -- he has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT -- he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
