Philosophy on Ass...

Felonious Monk

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I think it goes without saying that most of us on here love the female figure (well at least not when that figure is attached to the head of Rosie O'Donnell). And this topic has been pondered for the ages, and it reminds me of the classical questions of "Why is the ocean beautiful to us?" Is it because it nurtures us, gives us food, we evolved from it, it represents journey and adventure, etc? Or is it just because it's just pretty to look at that blue.

And so I ask...

Why do we love half-naked hot women? Why do we love ass? Is it because of the pure functionality, that on some biological level, nude women represent sex and procreation and keeping the species going? Or is it purely asthetic, that some nice, smooth, tanned, rounded curves are simply visually appealing and enticing. That we aren't even thinking about how good-looking and healthy her offspring would be, just how damn good she looks in that thong.

Which is it? I know the easy answer is we just get turned-on by hot chicks. But at what deeper level do you think this stems from? Could it be something in the middle?

Then again, I do just enjoy a good ass...

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Bluemound Freak

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That last girl looked a little too slutty for me! Sorry but this is what I think could keep an Butt man and a Boob man happy for a long time!

Best of Both worlds!
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taoist

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First of all, I would never believe for a second that Freak and Monk are the same person...'cause no one has THAT MUCH FREE TIME!!!! (...just kiddin' guys...keep up the surperb entertainment!!! :toast: )

Secondly, like a buddy of mine says, sometimes you get one of those "neck downers" after a few too many :drinky: :drinky: .... (i.e. she looks awesome from the neck down!!!)

...or, if you prefer a more gentlemanly language....

..."she looks good from afar, but she's afar from good-looking"!!!!

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Ike Bomb

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"Too slutty", I didn't know there was such a thing.

That second girl is hot. Bring it on!

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Bluemound Freak

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No we ain't the same person, I can't even believe that would come up! Monk has a swaggering Texas Style to his antics and I'm ..........well I'm just an idiot who likes a good laugh!


No all jokes aside NO we are not the same person, Besides You think an Auburn Alumni would dare raise a Texas Avatar? If so you ain't been to Bama Lately! Besides Bama6895 can attest to who I am, right?

Just A couple of guys with similar philosophy, that's all!:shrug:
 

taoist

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Bluemound Freak said:
...You think an Auburn Alumni would dare raise a Texas Avatar? If so you ain't been to Bama Lately! Besides Bama6895 can attest to who I am, right? Just A couple of guys with similar philosophy, that's all!:shrug:
...an Auburn alum with a "hook 'em horns" avatar.... LOL!!!!

...just a few guys out here with similar ages and outlooks on life.... :moon:

...freak, monk...keep up the entertainment.... :toast:
 
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