> > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
>(In my next life I want to be a pig)
>(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
>
>> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>(Still can't get over that pig thing)
>(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
>
>> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>pleasure.
>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
>
>> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
>
>> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>left-handed people do.
>(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
>
>> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
>its own
>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>(From drinking little bottles of...?)
>(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
>
>> > Polar bears are left handed.
>(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)
>
>> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>(What can be that tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
>> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
>human jumping the length of a football field.
>(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
>
>> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
>starves to death.
>(Creepy)
>
>> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
>attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head
>off.
>(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
>(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
>
>> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over
>quantity)
>
>> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
>(Oh, geez)
>(That's almost as bad as catfish)
>
>> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
>
>> > Starfish don't have brains.
>(I know some people like that too.)
>After reading all these, all I can say is.............Lucky
>Pigs...
>(In my next life I want to be a pig)
>(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
>
>> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>(Still can't get over that pig thing)
>(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
>
>> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>pleasure.
>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
>
>> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
>
>> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>left-handed people do.
>(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
>
>> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
>its own
>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>(From drinking little bottles of...?)
>(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
>
>> > Polar bears are left handed.
>(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)
>
>> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>(What can be that tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
>> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
>human jumping the length of a football field.
>(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
>
>> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
>starves to death.
>(Creepy)
>
>> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
>attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head
>off.
>(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
>(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
>
>> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over
>quantity)
>
>> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
>(Oh, geez)
>(That's almost as bad as catfish)
>
>> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
>
>> > Starfish don't have brains.
>(I know some people like that too.)
>After reading all these, all I can say is.............Lucky
>Pigs...
