Police Reports

JSMOOTH

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Ann Arbor, Ohio
Here a few sheriff reports from my local paper...
from "smalltown", OH.
A local woman called police to assist in shutting off her alarm clock. The woman claimed that her husband set the alarm, then left for the laundramat, and she could'nt turn it off. Police located the man and advised him of the situation.

While on routine patrol, a sheriffs deputy spotted what appeared to be marijuana in a flower pot sitting on a residents porch. Upon investigation, the deputy was told by the owner that he put them outside to get water since it was raining. Deputies discovered at least 20 plants in the residents home.

A local man called police to report that an adult male was riding his bike without a shirt on, and his pants were down low enough to expose his buttocks.

A man called sheriffs deputies to report that his tow truck had been broken into. Items missing were chewing tobacco, beer and ciggarettes.

Kinda sounds like I live in Hazzard County!!
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[This message has been edited by JSMOOTH (edited 07-02-2001).]
 
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