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That one should keep ya busy for awhile Petey
Private Petey walks into a bar and says, "Pour me a stiff one, Beantown Jim. I just had a fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Beantown. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Private Petey replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
"She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!!!"