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PP, just want to say that you are a funny chap. Personally, I think you come across as a pretty intelligent and witty guy when you respond to some of the people that mess with you. I have to laugh at how you handle it. If anything, I find the threads entertaining, even if I can't pick my :moon: when it comes to predicting the foul totals.
PP, just want to say that you are a funny chap. Personally, I think you come across as a pretty intelligent and witty guy when you respond to some of the people that mess with you. I have to laugh at how you handle it. If anything, I find the threads entertaining, even if I can't pick my :moon: when it comes to predicting the foul totals.
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Private Petey & Beantown Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Private Petey said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it? And by the way, I haven't lost a bet in over 5 months!"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Privte Petey wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Beantown Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Private Petey says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Private Petey says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No ..."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
Private Petey & Beantown Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Private Petey said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it? And by the way, I haven't lost a bet in over 5 months!"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Privte Petey wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Beantown Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Private Petey says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Private Petey says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No ..."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
