Pregnant Woman - Joke

SoCalYo

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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.

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Same thing happened to a Mexican woman.


Doctor: You had twins, two boys, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the first boy?

Doctor: Jos? .

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the second boy?

Doctor: Hose "B".
 

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Same thing happened to a Mexican woman.


Doctor: You had twins, two boys, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the first boy?

Doctor: Jos? .

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the second boy?

Doctor: Hose "B".

What I heard was she named them:
Jose "A" and Jose "B" but I could be wrong:0003
 
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