Pretty funny line

[BobbyBlueChip]

Germany (World Cup) pk +101
514 England (World Cup) pk -116

Germany advances to next round -116
England advances to next round -104

 

[Cie]

Germany (World Cup) pk +101
514 England (World Cup) pk -116

Germany advances to next round -116
England advances to next round -104

The first set of odds is through regulation plus stoppage time, right?

 

[HoopsGuru]

I think he meant its funny because in the first example england is favored, but germany is favored to advance. maybe because england is at a disadvantage if it goes to pk's and the first set of odds don't factor overtime/pk's

 

[Cie]

maybe because england is at a disadvantage if it goes to pk's and the first set of odds don't factor overtime/pk's

we have a winner

 

[ninosaturnino]

yep....that's right....England all in...

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

England jokes never get old.

As Jon Stewart said, if they get into some trouble against Germany on Sunday, hopefully they'll let us know so we can bail their ass out again

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[kegray1]

England jokes never get old.

How many England fans does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.

What is the difference in a England fan and a vibrator?
A: The England fan is a real dick.

 

[ninosaturnino]

England jokes never get old.

As Jon Stewart said, if they get into some trouble against Germany on Sunday, hopefully they'll let us know so we can bail their ass out again

:mj07:

hahaha love to watch him on comedy central.....

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

How many England fans does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.

What is the difference in a England fan and a vibrator?
A: The England fan is a real dick.

:mj07:

. . . From the Guardian

Meanwhile, roaring English leader Fabio Capello already knows who's going to take England's five penalties ? and even knows where they're going to put them. For your reference: over the bar; against the post; slowly rolling into the keeper's gloves and the other two won't be needed

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

"I take exception to your dismissal of Joe Cole's performance against Slovenia (yesterday's Fiver). Those of us who know something about football recognise that he is one of only two players in the England squad capable of standing at the corner flag for five minutes with the ball between his feet and his backside tilted at just the right angle to repel any and all advances from the players representing the tiniest country in the competition"

:mj07: