I received this joke on Father's Day,but was unable to post it:
Four guys were telling stories in a bar.One guy leaves to go to the bathroom.The other three guys start talking about their sons.
The 1st guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership.Turns out that he got a break,& they made him a salesman.He sold so many cars that he was able to buy the dealership.In fact he's so successful that he gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The 2nd guy says,"I was worried about my son also because he started out raking leaves for a realtor.Turns out He got a break,they made him a commissioned salesman,& he eventually bought the real estate firm.In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
The 3rd guy says,"Yeah,I hear you.My son started out sweeping floors for a brokerage firm.Well,HE got a break also.They made HIM a broker,& now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact he's so rich that he just gave HIS best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."
The 4th guy comes back from the restroom.The other 3 guys explain that they are telling stories about their sons.So the 4th guy says,"Well,I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser & after 15 years he is STILL a hairdresser.In fact I just found out that he's gay & has SEVERAL boyfriends.But I try to look at the bright side.His boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes,a new house,& $1 million in stock for his birthday."
Four guys were telling stories in a bar.One guy leaves to go to the bathroom.The other three guys start talking about their sons.
The 1st guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership.Turns out that he got a break,& they made him a salesman.He sold so many cars that he was able to buy the dealership.In fact he's so successful that he gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The 2nd guy says,"I was worried about my son also because he started out raking leaves for a realtor.Turns out He got a break,they made him a commissioned salesman,& he eventually bought the real estate firm.In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
The 3rd guy says,"Yeah,I hear you.My son started out sweeping floors for a brokerage firm.Well,HE got a break also.They made HIM a broker,& now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact he's so rich that he just gave HIS best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."
The 4th guy comes back from the restroom.The other 3 guys explain that they are telling stories about their sons.So the 4th guy says,"Well,I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser & after 15 years he is STILL a hairdresser.In fact I just found out that he's gay & has SEVERAL boyfriends.But I try to look at the bright side.His boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes,a new house,& $1 million in stock for his birthday."
