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Hell ya you should go.........


Any card that has a :canada1 on a card is a good card. But you get a bonus....you get a Canuck chickie. Now that is solid I tell ya....solid.


Plus you can sneak into dressing room and spike somebodies water. There will be lines on some of these fights, so make sure ya spike a big fave, that way all madjackers can load up on the doggie.


So there are two reasons to gokurby


http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=413634


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Great input. I was hoping the Canuck chick would be Sarah McLachlan, but beggars can't be choosers.

I'll be sure to spike some water like Ryan O'Reilly from Oz. Then Cyril can beat the shit out of his opponent. Oh, and let the MJ community know beforehand. YOU'RE WELCOME! :0008
 

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Yep....."OZ Style" that is the way to go.......but ummmm be careful with that......

"OZ Style"........can lead to a shank in the neck and crushed glass in your food, so be careful.


In all seriousness I have never seen a boring chick fight, worth going just for the champ chick fight.





Also......Sarah McLachlan has a mean ground game.
 

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Agreed, chick fights are almost always the best.

As for the glass in the food, I've got Kareem Said on my side. Don't let his being a Muslim fool ya, you don't mess with that guy cuz he's got some serious pull.
 

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This thread is for MMA EXPERTS not the uniformed. Now u two guys let Bucks answer all the questions from here on out. I will also take a seat.
 

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I would only attend if I was in the first 10 rows. Watching these fights up close is really a neat experience. Watch them from a little further back and you will find yourself staring at the big screens the whole time.
 

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I would only attend if I was in the first 10 rows. Watching these fights up close is really a neat experience. Watch them from a little further back and you will find yourself staring at the big screens the whole time.

Thanks for the info. I hadn't even thought of that. If I go it will be with a group of people, and this is kind of a last minute thing so the seats probably wouldn't be great.
 

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:142smilie I was going to say that but I didn't want to give Weazie an aneurysm.

it`s cool...weasel`s spent his whole life getting into(and out of) tense situations...:0074 .........i can handle those rock-wielding mma primitives....:grins:

and winslow?...get your no-reffing arse back in the kitchen where you belong ...:nono:





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I sure hope Winslow does the chick fight......kegray and kickserv will be happy.

AND GW will go apeshit:142smilie
 

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it`s cool...weasel`s spent his whole life getting into(and out of) tense situations...:0074 .........i can handle those rock-wielding mma primitives....:grins:

and winslow?...get your no-reffing arse back in the kitchen where you belong ...:nono:





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Weaze -- I couldn't help but notice that Winslow was not pregnant AND she was wearing shoes during that last fight. WTF does she thinks she is??? :shrug:
 

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Weaze -- I couldn't help but notice that Winslow was not pregnant AND she was wearing shoes during that last fight. WTF does she thinks she is??? :shrug:

she should have taken a guide dog and a white cane....

then afterward,jan finney should have been allowed to go see winslow with a bar-of-soap-in-a-sock and give her the business...
 

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Actually Finney went up to her and said "nice reffing, job well done".
 

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Actually Finney went up to her and said "nice reffing, job well done".

But she had to do it in sign language because she couldn't talk out of her mouth, and she inadvertently signed it to the fight doctor because she couldn't see out of her swollen eyes.

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she should have taken a guide dog and a white cane....

then afterward,jan finney should have been allowed to go see winslow with a bar-of-soap-in-a-sock and give her the business...

I like it. We're getting back to the Oz references again. Maybe Jan Finney could seal up Winslow in the wall of the cafeteria when they're doing their renovations. :shrug:

Remember that episode, Kickserv?
 

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I like it. We're getting back to the Oz references again. Maybe Jan Finney could seal up Winslow in the wall of the cafeteria when they're doing their renovations. :shrug:

Remember that episode, Kickserv?

oz?...i`m harkening back to rock glen jr high in baltimore city....that`s what happened at lunchtime in the cafeteria....:142smilie
 

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Yep....Quag.....Brenda Walsh couldn't save Dylan McKay in time, poor guy stuck in the wall.

You think Nat from the "Peach Pit" could have let Dylan know what was up.:shrug:
 

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Yep....Quag.....Brenda Walsh couldn't save Dylan McKay in time, poor guy stuck in the wall.

You think Nat from the "Peach Pit" could have let Dylan know what was up.:shrug:

:mj07: I forgot it was Dylan that they walled up. They got sick of his bible thumping ways. :nono:

FWIW, I've never trusted Nat. Turncoat mf'er.
 
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