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Penguinfan

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Neanderthals who don't understand elevator etiquette. Honestly, I know you are too important to wait for the next elevator, but as you squeeze in as the 15th or 16th person on the elevator at least do us the favor of having showered and/or brushed your teeth in the last decade.

Also, if you can single handedly put the elevator over the weight limit at least have some self awareness. Wear a shirt that covers your entire stomach. I don't care if you have to shop for shirts in the tarp department at Cabela's, cover that shit up.

And you assholes that start to walk on the elevator before the people inside have a chance to get out of it, fuck off.
 

DZ

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People who don't say anything when you hold the door for them.
 

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When you park 80yards from the store to be away from other cars and to be all by yourself.Then when you come out some douche parks with driver side door right freaking next to you.
 

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Neanderthals who don't understand elevator etiquette. Honestly, I know you are too important to wait for the next elevator, but as you squeeze in as the 15th or 16th person on the elevator at least do us the favor of having showered and/or brushed your teeth in the last decade.

Also, if you can single handedly put the elevator over the weight limit at least have some self awareness. Wear a shirt that covers your entire stomach. I don't care if you have to shop for shirts in the tarp department at Cabela's, cover that shit up.

And you assholes that start to walk on the elevator before the people inside have a chance to get out of it, fuck off.

Funny elevator story...

I had a co-worker back in the day at Southwestern Bell who was a walking human fart bag...Jimmy Holland.

He was a character....once in awhile he would need lunch money. He would get 10 people together to give him 50 cents apiece to watch him put his wet tongue across ring tone voltage lugs.....

He loved getting into a crowded 8 am company elevator and unleash immediate deadly clouds of silent farts. When it was noticeable, he would proclaim...."God, who shit their pants?" :moon:
 

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fuxers that roll thier ball ........... your in the fairway :facepalm:... and the one loud dick two holes away
 

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fucking cyclist flying through stop signs red lights too every day when i'm working i have to brake hard to avoid killing the dumb fucks


:mj1::firing::00012 obey rules of the road you dumb shits you are moving at high speeds
 

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Overworked and under paid and listening to the button pushers in Atlanta tell me I can't afford to hire anyone else when they haven't worked a damn day in my store and have no idea what it's like.

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