RACISM (IS WRONG)

[Yuri]

Good day my americano comrades (SALUTE)

I wish you well on this glorious american dream day. I wanted to tell you all about my silly neighbor man again. He is starting to worry me and me thinks he is - how you americans say - a few potatos shy of potato stew.

He walk around all day and talk to himself. I don't get it. He walk around asking who he would let in his home with his daughter. Comrades, HE DONT HAVE A DAUGHTER!
WHO does he talk about? he always has his arms open when he names the names though. He worry me. I tink my fine rrrrrrrrussian boy (BORIS) would make excellent husband... but JEEM have no daughter to wed over to me.
I so confused comrades. Someone please explain to me his thinking.

Have to go, My friend Ivan A is over for dinner and we dine on fine baked beans tonite.

 

[freelancc]

- a few potatos shy of potato stew

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[The Judge]

JEEM

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I think Yuri might just fit in nicely around here.

 

[beantownjim]

JACK DO YOU WANT TO BAN THIS CARTOON CHARACTER YURI OR DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE THE HONORS.YOUR CALL GOOD BUDDY BUT THIS CLOWN HAS TO GO.

I KNOW THIS ISNT THE REAL YURI MY NEIGHBOR BECAUSE I ONCE ASKED YURI MY NEIGHBOR TO SPELL CAT AND I EVEN GAVE HIM THE C-T AND HE COULDNT DO IT I THINK MY YURI IS MILDLY RETARDED BUT HIS WIFE SAYS HE JUST GETS NERVOUS AROUND IRISH GUYS

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING LOUIS FARAKAN,JESSE JACKSON,AL SHARPTON,OR BILL CLINTON WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[Yuri]

Mr. Kindest Neighbor (JEEM)

Be cool me comrade. I will invite you and your missus over for vodka friday afternoon if you ever start behaving. Yuri's wife (NATASHA) tell me many times that you are a handsome fellow. Da, it is true. She say if she no could marry a real ruskie she would take a fine irish lass instead.
And it is true comrade jeem. I get very nervous near you after I see you peeking in your windows at me all day long. Things like that never happen in mother russia.

JEEM, I have big favor to ask. Perhaps I bring you out to my favorite restaurant for lobster and vodka with a hint of lemon. I know the owner there and he very good friend. Perhaps you know of a fine restaurant called LEGAL'S SEAFOOD here in Beantown.
Anyway, JEEM, my family is moving here from mother Russia and need place to live. Do you know good realtor in our neighborhood I can send them to? Us Russians like to live very close to each other. Who knows, perhaps my mother may even adopt you into our family after she drink too many vodkas!
Think JEEM, me and you, comrades!

Jim, it is tough for me to sleep with my hands above the covers. With my russian bear hair, I must sleep naked with no sheets to keep cool on these hot American nights.

 

[kneifl]

Hilarious!!!!

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kneifl

 

[Big Daddy]

This is too good!!!! :mj07: :mj07: :mj14: :142lmao: :142lmao: :lol2 :lol2