Got this from a friend of mine...pretty good advice
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect plan... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan
1. The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler,
Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.'
We will never
"interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one
sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90
days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from
a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting
sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About
a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most
of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very
little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want a piece of me?'" -
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect plan... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan
1. The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler,
Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.'
We will never
"interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one
sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90
days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from
a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting
sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some
place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About
a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most
of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who
need it most get very
little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want a piece of me?'" -
