Rubber joke

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A father and his young son come upon the condom display at the drug store.

His father starts to explain.

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."


He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"


The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."


"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."


"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.


With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
 
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