Everybody's a comedian.
Saturnday:
cubs +117 1.4/1.64
phillies -132 1.98/1.5
Giants +115 1.4/1.61
twins -123 1.23/1
felix -144 1.44/1 (maybe some sticks, you tools!)
blue jays +134 2/2.68
Cy over formerly ripped-off for Cy +110 1/1.1
---Z is not as bad as 1st start and is very good vs incl.in 12 @Greedy American; only time Harang was worse (lately) than his first start was during spring training
---Moyer had a great spring and Astros can't hit a beachball; Paulino era after finale is over/under 6.66
---Giants got game early, and during spring, and Todd had a decent spring; Lowe was scary-bad in his 1st vs Cubs and minus Chipper, at home, means dog-line is erroneous
---Baker has been crap@in 3 and in his 1st start but had a decent spring and faces a team that I would pound the under with if they faced the above-mentioned 'Stros; Garcia was shit in the spring and has a limited future, IMO
---Felix is good vs Tex and same in his 1st not to mention a solid spring; Harrison is poor in the day and same in his last spring start vs the juggernaut Royals, not to mention coming off surgery; Rangers faced one of the worst lefties known to mankind (3rd lefty in a row they'd faced) and clawed their way to 6 at home...big deal...couldn't get me
7?!?...tools!
---not sure if jays ride is bias anymore or intelligence--sticks are hot and BP has improved...for now; Eveland had a good spring and O's are a joke vs L...for years, now; Hernandez has been poor at Camden and he prefers giving up the home run to getting W's, something my gang might take advantage of
---Greinke was a little better this spring (than no-Cy) and certainly better in his first go-round; both SP's are very good vs but Cy at home as a dog can't pass this
Sunday is potentially better, depending on the turn of the screw.
Be sure to fade above-listed totals.