One fine Sunday in a Baptist Church in Goteeboe Oklahoma.....
The church parish is in a fever pitch, singing, clapping, praising the lord.
Suddenly there are dark clouds, lightening and a monstrous clap of thunder that shakes the small church building.
Through the door walks Satan, 10 foot tall...fire, sulphur, he unfurls his 6 foot wings wings....
The church attendees run out the back door ,and thru the windows....all except one old calm man...
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? " bellows Satan...
the old man chewing tobacco spits out a steam...replies
"YEP"
''DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU?" bellows Satan...
another spit of tobacco from the old man..''YEP''
'' YOU KNOW WHO I AM, AND WHAT I CAN DO, YET YOU DO NOT FEAR ME?" bellows a pissed off Satan.
another spit of tobacco...."YEP" the old man calmly replies....
Satan brimming with malice, spouting fire, yet curious,
''WHY IS IT YOU DO NOT FEAR ME OLD MAN?"
another casual spit of tobacco, the old man looks Satan
straight in the eye...
''I've been married to your sister for 55 years..."
The church parish is in a fever pitch, singing, clapping, praising the lord.
Suddenly there are dark clouds, lightening and a monstrous clap of thunder that shakes the small church building.
Through the door walks Satan, 10 foot tall...fire, sulphur, he unfurls his 6 foot wings wings....
The church attendees run out the back door ,and thru the windows....all except one old calm man...
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? " bellows Satan...
the old man chewing tobacco spits out a steam...replies
"YEP"
''DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU?" bellows Satan...
another spit of tobacco from the old man..''YEP''
'' YOU KNOW WHO I AM, AND WHAT I CAN DO, YET YOU DO NOT FEAR ME?" bellows a pissed off Satan.
another spit of tobacco...."YEP" the old man calmly replies....
Satan brimming with malice, spouting fire, yet curious,
''WHY IS IT YOU DO NOT FEAR ME OLD MAN?"
another casual spit of tobacco, the old man looks Satan
straight in the eye...
''I've been married to your sister for 55 years..."
