Hi fellas! Happy (hic) Holidays!
Before we get to the games, here's a quick riddle for ya. (Q) Why do Mike Tyson's eyes always fill with tears when he has sex?
Hey! Did I hear this right? A-Rod in Red Sox? Golly, ain't Christmas wonderful?
ATL +7? @ TB 38
That spanking last week musta been a dose of reality for Atlanta. Sure, you guys are a much better team with Michael Vick taking snaps, but you still ain't very good, get it?
The Bucs handled Mr. Vick as well as anyone did last year. And their offense is good enough to cause problems all day long for the woeful Falcon defense. The Cow Power figures made the number 10? and I'm convinced that it's an improvement on the posted line. Atlanta can get a nice home win next week, but I give them little chance here against what oughtta be a pissed off buncha Bucs. BUCCANEERS -7?
KC -3 @ MIN 54
A big game, obviously, for both teams. And for the scoreboard operator, too! Dude is gunna be busy.
I know that I've been busy, tryin' to figure this sucker out! I'll tell ya, Dante Hall scares the shit right outta me, but I'd much rather have a home dog coming offa a tough, 3-point road loss, thanna road favorite that just won by four touchdowns. I'm looking for a big game outta speedy running back, Michael Bennett, as the Chiefs continue to prove that they cannot stop a decent running game. I'll tell yuz another thing, too! If I was Dante Culpepper, I would be saying the same five words every time I was in the huddle. "Hold on to the ball!" That's what I'd be sayin'.
Hmmm. Possible turnovers. Dante Hall. A sizable wager at risk. Yo! Bartender! I need a double Beefeater on the rocks anda coupla rollsa Tums. I get the feeling this could be a long game. VIKINGS +3 Power Pie
NE -3 @ NYJ 35
I love the Patriots and their ability to win any kinda game, but there ain't no way in hell that they'll be giving their best effort in this one. I mean, they've won their last ten in a row, right? And they got Buffalo at home next week in a revenge matchup (which is also their final regular season game). Nobody wants to go into the playoffs offa loss. That's been true for years. So, if New England were to wanna take a little breather before beginning their second season... Ya see what I'm sayin'? This has gotta be it!
The Jets have a great head coach, I think, in Herm Edwards. And I believe they'll use this national stage to show us all how great he really is. Bottom line: It's the Jets at home and treating the game like it's their "playoff" game, versus a New England team that is a good matchup physically, and who almost certainly will not be as sharp as usual. JETS +3
I'll be back in a bit with Sunday's stuff. Hang in there, its the only Christmas gift you be getting from me.
Mace! It's the reason Mike Tyson's eyes fill with tears any time he has sex. Mace! Get it? Good.`
Before we get to the games, here's a quick riddle for ya. (Q) Why do Mike Tyson's eyes always fill with tears when he has sex?
Hey! Did I hear this right? A-Rod in Red Sox? Golly, ain't Christmas wonderful?
ATL +7? @ TB 38
That spanking last week musta been a dose of reality for Atlanta. Sure, you guys are a much better team with Michael Vick taking snaps, but you still ain't very good, get it?
The Bucs handled Mr. Vick as well as anyone did last year. And their offense is good enough to cause problems all day long for the woeful Falcon defense. The Cow Power figures made the number 10? and I'm convinced that it's an improvement on the posted line. Atlanta can get a nice home win next week, but I give them little chance here against what oughtta be a pissed off buncha Bucs. BUCCANEERS -7?
KC -3 @ MIN 54
A big game, obviously, for both teams. And for the scoreboard operator, too! Dude is gunna be busy.
I know that I've been busy, tryin' to figure this sucker out! I'll tell ya, Dante Hall scares the shit right outta me, but I'd much rather have a home dog coming offa a tough, 3-point road loss, thanna road favorite that just won by four touchdowns. I'm looking for a big game outta speedy running back, Michael Bennett, as the Chiefs continue to prove that they cannot stop a decent running game. I'll tell yuz another thing, too! If I was Dante Culpepper, I would be saying the same five words every time I was in the huddle. "Hold on to the ball!" That's what I'd be sayin'.
Hmmm. Possible turnovers. Dante Hall. A sizable wager at risk. Yo! Bartender! I need a double Beefeater on the rocks anda coupla rollsa Tums. I get the feeling this could be a long game. VIKINGS +3 Power Pie
NE -3 @ NYJ 35
I love the Patriots and their ability to win any kinda game, but there ain't no way in hell that they'll be giving their best effort in this one. I mean, they've won their last ten in a row, right? And they got Buffalo at home next week in a revenge matchup (which is also their final regular season game). Nobody wants to go into the playoffs offa loss. That's been true for years. So, if New England were to wanna take a little breather before beginning their second season... Ya see what I'm sayin'? This has gotta be it!
The Jets have a great head coach, I think, in Herm Edwards. And I believe they'll use this national stage to show us all how great he really is. Bottom line: It's the Jets at home and treating the game like it's their "playoff" game, versus a New England team that is a good matchup physically, and who almost certainly will not be as sharp as usual. JETS +3
I'll be back in a bit with Sunday's stuff. Hang in there, its the only Christmas gift you be getting from me.
Mace! It's the reason Mike Tyson's eyes fill with tears any time he has sex. Mace! Get it? Good.`
