Say it aint so Sammy

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Sammy Sosa can't hit home runs any more. But he can still scare pitchers. And children.

One of baseball?s chemical wonders of the world must have confused his performance-enhancers with his stain-lifters. This is Sammy Sosa, or what?s left of him. He either fell face-first into the bleach or he?s making plans to move into the empty room in ?Neverland.? Sosa, half of the All-Juiced, All-Fraud home run battle with Mark McGwire that saved baseball in 1998, apparently isn?t comfortable in his own skin in the aftermath of that. So he?s going through laser skin rejuvenation, according to Rebecca Polihronis, who is his friend and, I guess, his skin spokesperson. ?Women have it all of the time,? she said. ?He was surprised he came out looking so white.? From drugs to lasers. One day, the man may just spontaneously combust. And only then will we applaud.​
 

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SAMMY IS REALLY A DUMB BASTARD I WISH I HAD THIS CHANCE IN LIFE.

I WOULD HAVE WENT INTO THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK AND ROBBED IT THE COPS WOULD BE LOOKING FOR A DARK SKINNED BLACKMAN IN THE COURT OF LAW HOW THE F-CK CAN THEY CONVICT A WHITE MAN OF A CRIME THAT A BLACKMAN COMMITTED :scared

SAMMY HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE TO CHANGE IDENTITIES AND PULL OFF THE PERFECT CRIME
 

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Sammy Sosa can't hit home runs any more. But he can still scare pitchers. And children.

One of baseball?s chemical wonders of the world must have confused his performance-enhancers with his stain-lifters. This is Sammy Sosa, or what?s left of him. He either fell face-first into the bleach or he?s making plans to move into the empty room in ?Neverland.? Sosa, half of the All-Juiced, All-Fraud home run battle with Mark McGwire that saved baseball in 1998, apparently isn?t comfortable in his own skin in the aftermath of that. So he?s going through laser skin rejuvenation, according to Rebecca Polihronis, who is his friend and, I guess, his skin spokesperson. ?Women have it all of the time,? she said. ?He was surprised he came out looking so white.? From drugs to lasers. One day, the man may just spontaneously combust. And only then will we applaud.​

cracker!:cuss:
 

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was there ever a sequel to ...

was there ever a sequel to ...

Interview with a Vampire-he'd be perfect

--holy crap--:scared


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Sammy Sosa can't hit home runs any more. But he can still scare pitchers. And children.

One of baseball?s chemical wonders of the world must have confused his performance-enhancers with his stain-lifters. This is Sammy Sosa, or what?s left of him. He either fell face-first into the bleach or he?s making plans to move into the empty room in ?Neverland.? Sosa, half of the All-Juiced, All-Fraud home run battle with Mark McGwire that saved baseball in 1998, apparently isn?t comfortable in his own skin in the aftermath of that. So he?s going through laser skin rejuvenation, according to Rebecca Polihronis, who is his friend and, I guess, his skin spokesperson. ?Women have it all of the time,? she said. ?He was surprised he came out looking so white.? From drugs to lasers. One day, the man may just spontaneously combust. And only then will we applaud.​
 

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I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HIS WIFE AND HER FAMILY :scared WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY WANT TO SEE THERE DAUGHTER WITH A MAN WHO IS THE SAME COLOR (COLORED) AND HE SHOWS UP WHITE :mj07:

I COULD HEAR HER FATHER NOW I RAISED YOU UP TO STAY WITH OUR OWN RACE NOW YOU WENT AND DISGRACED OUR FAMILY BRINGING HOME THIS WHITE GUY SAMMY SOSA :mj07:
 
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