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THE KOD

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a guy is driving to work one morning and comes upon a gas station displaying a sign that says " FREE SEX WITH FILLUP!"

He pulls in and gasses up. He goes inside to pay and asks the clerk for his free sex. By this time all the garage mechanics are standing around watching.

The clerk tells him he has to pick a number between one and ten and if he guesses right he gets the free sex. So the guy says "SEVEN"! Clerk says nope but you were close it was six.

So he gets to work and relates the experience to his co-worker.
The co-worked admits to having the same thing happen to him at the gas station down the street. He told him that he had picked two and the clerk has said no the free sex number was three.

The first guy says to the second guy. Do you think its rigged ?


Second guy says I dont think so....My wife won twice last week.



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In a similar vein...

In a similar vein...

A guy tells another guy, "There's this great new bar. For $.50 you get a beer, a plate of food and they'll take you in the back and get you laid."

Second guy says, "Are you telling me that for .50 you get a beer, a plate of food and they'll take you in the back and get you laid?"

"That's what I'm telling you."

"Have you been to this bar?"

"No, but my sister has."
 
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