Sex or Football?

[Felonious Monk]

When I'm not working, I spend most of my time thinking about sex and UT football. Its probably 50/50 for me. I was wondering if anyone thought about anything else.

Because I live in Texas, I do think about good BBQ and Mexican Food. But I think that is a special situation and that my 50/50 rule applies generally.

So I guess my questions are:

1. What is your breakdown between thinking about sex and football?

2. If you think about anything else, what is it and why bother thinking about it?

If you are underage and all you think about is beer, that does not count. Beer is just a means to an end: It either gets you some ass or helps you forget about all the ass you are not getting. So if you are underage, thinking about beer is an indirect way of thinking about sex.

Thoughts?

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I break it down kind of like Costanza!


1. If there was no ass to be had, then I would think about football 24/7!

2. If they had not have invented football, I would think about ass 24/7!

3. Since they are both around I spend 30% of my time thinking about football, 30% of my time thinking about ass, 10 % of my time thinking of a way to get my ass to enjoy football, 5% trying to keep my ass of my ass, 5% about drinking beer( I know its not legit but its what I do), and the other 20% about how to get some ass that my ass won't find out about and beat my ass!

 

[DNOMYAR_5791]

Husker Football
Winning Money
Porking good looking women
Porking ugly ones when I strike out
Italian Food (yes I am Italian)
Porking my neighbor (she is not ugly)
If I am going to go to hell
What my son is getting into