sham-wow!....weasel focuses in on one game!....(lol)

gardenweasel

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(love that guy)..

ravens/brownies...two sorry assed teams....

1)how is the o/u 38.5?....the ravens can`t pass.....and i doubt that jamal"tippy-toes in the backfield" lewis will be able to make much hay vs a relatively healthy raven defense...

the brownie passing game is a concern,but we`re counting on braylon edwards to drop his usual 4 passes.....no jurevicius....donte stallworth didn`t practice wednesday or thursday...in a nutshell,their receiving corps is thin.....

the big concern here is kellen winslow,jr...


the ravens actually have a very good running game behind a young offensive line that run blocks much better than they pass block...mcgahee is back along with rookie ray rice and 2nd year surprise power back mcclain....the guy looked like earl campbell in week one...

a deep,diverse group of backs that will probably force the browns to pack the box....i believe they`ll still get their yards,eat up clock....
will flacco be able to exploit this?....probably not...

but,we`re talking under here...i expect the raven offense will,as usual,be relegated to kicking field goals....


i am concerned about cribbs and yamon figurs on returns...i`m figuring that there will probably be one special teams t.d.....hopefully no more(both cribbs and figurs are also both a little dinged up but are expected to play)...

2)i`m gonna take the ravens at home at pick....basically on the running game/defense and home court advantage....they also had a week off...

this is sort of a coaching stand-off....one extremely inexperienced and one just plain lame....

big game for two teams probably going nowhere...

if you aren`t a ravens or browns fan,watching this game will be about as pleasurable to watch as tying yourself to a chair,duct taping headphones to your ears and being forced to listen to yoko ono`s greatest hits for 3 hours...

g.l. to all...
 
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My only concern, at first glance is they have the Cowboys next week.

In the last 5 years, the Skins, the week before their 1st game with Dallas has gone ;

0 - 5 ATS :mad:

They didn't cover as a HF ( 3 times ), as an AF and an AD.
They went UNDER 4 out of the 5 games.

Probly gonna let this one go and hope they can win the game.
 

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been there ..NEVER DONE THAT

been there ..NEVER DONE THAT

"if you aren`t a ravens or browns fan,watching this game will be about as pleasurable to watch as tying yourself to a chair,duct taping headphones to your ears and being forced to listen to yoko ono`s greatest hits for 3 hours..."
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 

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I think there should be a rule that anyone who posts a pic of Vince from Sham-wow in his thread must have his plays tailed. Period. End of story.
 

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3 snaps back and forth in front of weasel`s face for knowing that the guy`s name was vince..... :hail

you go,glenn!

:mj07: I'd buy anything from that cockeyed SOB. I think the line where he really pulls you in is when he says, "It's made in Germany, so it's gotta be good. The Germans always make good stuff." He's just showboatin' for the sake of showboatin' at that point.

And Sham-wow isn't the only infomercial I remember. I've pasted in your namesake below...

http://www.gardenweasel.com/
 

gardenweasel

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:mj07: I'd buy anything from that cockeyed SOB. I think the line where he really pulls you in is when he says, "It's made in Germany, so it's gotta be good. The Germans always make good stuff." He's just showboatin' for the sake of showboatin' at that point.

And Sham-wow isn't the only infomercial I remember. I've pasted in your namesake below...

http://www.gardenweasel.com/

ahhhh, the good old days......we used to huff that crabgrass killer.....man!...what a ride!....:shocked:
 

MrChristo

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Sexlexia...
if you aren`t a ravens or browns fan,watching this game will be about as pleasurable to watch as tying yourself to a chair,duct taping headphones to your ears and being forced to listen to yoko ono`s greatest hits for 3 hours...

g.l. to all...

Some of us like defensive battles...

(Wouldn't Yoko's Greatest Hits just be a blank tape? :shrug: )
 

gardenweasel

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Some of us like defensive battles...

(Wouldn't Yoko's Greatest Hits just be a blank tape? :shrug: )

you`re kidding?....where have you been?....

this is an old tape and the voice isn`t always in sync with the singing....listen for yoko`s "stylings" in the background....

ground breaking stuff !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE

btw...i`m taking da` bears-3,also...

ditto the skins at -3...
 
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MrChristo

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Sexlexia...
You sure that's her?

Looked like some sort of strange Michael Jackson meets Mick Mars cross-over... :shrug:

Either way, I take it back...the way she seemlessly went from barking like a dog into squealing like a cut cat was truly amazing. (no really!)

Ground breaking is hardly the word...(window shattering possibly...)

I wonder what the first "song" was called?... :142smilie

[btw, now you've blown it by concentrating on more than one game. :nono: ]
 
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