she won't eat it,

fatdaddycool

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Today even though I had shoulder surgery a less than a week ago I decided to make a nice dinner for my future ex-wife, being that she had to work.
I made a nice Veal chop for her and she absolutely refused to eat it, ....and the veal too! All because of the way they are treated.

I told her, "think about what you are saying, if all I had to do was lay around on the couch all day, eating ring dings and pie and drinking root beer, you think I would be disappointed in the way my life was going"?

Hell no, what I need is a non-english speaking maid.
I can picture it now...shes out mowing the lawn, I get up stare longingly out the widow, then suddenly I throw back the sash, slam open the window, turn over my empty beer can and bellow...."it ain't gonna fill itself", yea ........a maid
 
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