Commisioner "Primo" Bud Selig has threatened to suspend all of the Diamond back starters as a drug scandal of epic proportions has come to light.
Apparently the D-Back starters have all but admited to smoking pot!
Louis Gonzalas was quoted today as saying " I look forward to getting a lot of hits on the Bong tonight"
First basemen Mark Grace added by saying "I haven't been getting much lately, but really expect to hit the bong tonight"
Third Basemen Craig Council said, "I usually don't go around and talk like this before a game, but the team as a whole should be flying high tonight after really getting after the bong"
Even Jerry Colangelo stated that he was ordering extra food for the post game as he expects the team to be hungry tonight after hitting the bong!
I'll try to keep everyone up to date with any late breaking news!
Apparently the D-Back starters have all but admited to smoking pot!
Louis Gonzalas was quoted today as saying " I look forward to getting a lot of hits on the Bong tonight"
First basemen Mark Grace added by saying "I haven't been getting much lately, but really expect to hit the bong tonight"
Third Basemen Craig Council said, "I usually don't go around and talk like this before a game, but the team as a whole should be flying high tonight after really getting after the bong"
Even Jerry Colangelo stated that he was ordering extra food for the post game as he expects the team to be hungry tonight after hitting the bong!
I'll try to keep everyone up to date with any late breaking news!
