Should alcohol be served at work??

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> > 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE
> > SERVED AT WORK...
> > 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> > 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > 4. Employees tell management what they
> > think, not what they want to hear.
> > 5. It encourages car pooling.
> > 6. It increases job satisfaction because,
> > if you have a bad job, you don't care.
> > 7. It eliminates vacations because people
> > would rather come to work.
> > 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out
> > raises when they are wasted.
> > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more
> > profitable.
> > 12. Employees work later since there's no
> > longer a need to relax at the bar.
> > 13. It makes everyone more open with their
> > ideas.
> > 14. It eliminates the need for employees to
> > get drunk on their lunch break.
> > 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober
> > up.
> > 16. Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine
> > will no longer be seen as gross.
 

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Interesting topic because some places have "beer bashes" on Fridays.

I worked at Tivoli last year, which is a subsidiary of IBM and we basically ordered whatever kind of beer,alcohol,or wine that we wanted. Not too many people took off that day but I remember leaving plenty of times with a nice buzz to start off my night.

hey ryson, remember those days? lucky bastard, you're probably drinking at your house as I type this. :)
 

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Being that I work as a DJ in a topless bar and we sell a bottle of beer for 6.25 and a shot of Goldschlager for 7.50, the boss doesn't care how much I drink if the customers are buying me shit.He says, "Just make sure you can finish your shift, cus if you can't, I have to. And that's not happening"..........Mind you, what I do is certainly not rocket science, but my 'rocket' does get plenty of attention. Thank God the girls are drinking as well, every drink they have the better looking I get.......It's a whole differnet world in there, there's not a night that goes by that I don't get an offer, but put me in a real bar and I can't get girls that are half as good looking to even conversate........Actually I've got a really funny story that happend two nights ago, but nobody else may giev a rats ass, so I won't waste my time typing it, unless someone requests it.

Rock on and drink up!
 

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FM,
It's funny that you say you worked at Tivoli because I worked at the Tivoli building for American Express FA (yuk) when I was out of college in fall of 2000 and I always saw Tivoli's beer bashes on Friday's and was so jealous because we had to stay until 8:00 pm on Fridays. Man those dot-com days used to be good, when they would blow money on anything.
 

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Here goes??.The club that I work in has three clubs, two in Orlando and one in West Palm Beach. The girls are permitted to come and go as they please between any of the three clubs. The club I?m working in just re-opened about 2 months ago and the talent has not been that great since it has been a bit of a rebuilding process for the customer base. After a few weeks a girl comes in , I?ll call her Dallas. She is three numbers higher than the next best looking girl in the place and I?m running about 20 girls at the time. About 5?4?, natural blond ( verified ) great tan, nice little bubble ass and one of the finer sets of the fake breasteses that I have encountered, and that has been many, I?ve done this off and on for about six years. 36D with a nice natural looking drop to them, not all hard like they?re ready to put an eye out. I?m a descent looking guy, but by far no Brad Pitt. I?ve learned my limitations over the years and basically, I don?t like getting embarrassed or turned down, so I just ignore the really hot ones altogether. I find out what name they are dancing by, what type of music they want and how long it will be before they are ready to go on stage?..that?s it. That way there is no temptation to put my little foot in my big mouth.

The fourth night ?Dallas? is working, it?s a bout halfway through the shift and she comes up to my booth and says, ?So Race, what?s your girlfriend think about you working here??
I sarcastically said, ?That?s pretty smooth. I don?t have a girlfriend, but since we?re playing this little game, let me ask you a question.?
?What?s that??
?What does you boyfriend think about you working here?? I asked.
?I don?t have a boyfriend silly.? She said laughing and running her finger down the front of my chest.
?Do you like men??
?Of course I do, but I just don?t want a boyfriend. I love sex, but that?s it, just fu*k me and go. No cuddling, no rubbing, no spending the night. I guess I am kinda like a guy .?
?Well I can certainly appreciate your thoughts and I wish you the best with that.? I said.
?I better get out of this booth before I get into some trouble, I just wanted to tell you that I think you?re really hot.? As she smiled and walked back out onto the floor.

At the end of the night I sit at the exit door in the back of the club where all of the girls have to be walked out by one of the doormen and as they go by my they give me my tip for the evening. They are walked out one or two at a time so it usually takes about 20 minutes or so before they are all gone. While I?m sitting there, Dallas leans over and asks if I can give her a ride home??.I didn?t have to think very long.
?Sure, no problem.? Fortunately she lives relatively close to the route that I take home anyway; double bonus.

I get her to her place and she asks if I would like to come and smoke some pot. I told her that I don?t get high, but thanks anyway.
?Well, do you want to come in and watch me get high??
Duh! ?Sure, I?ll come in for awhile.?

She hits her one hitter a few times and now that it?s about 3:45 I figure it?s time to shit or get off the pot. So I lean over to kiss her and she doesn?t object. From that point on she object to a whole lot. Although the sun was up when I finally left, I did not spend the night.

For the next two weeks we repeat the same scenario about every other time we work together. So this past Saturday I take her home and we had a really nice round and we had one of our doormen killed the night before as he was sitting in his apartment with his girlfriend watching TV. The guy in the apartment upstairs was dicking around with a shotgun and it went off, through the floor of he second story and the ceiling of the first and hits this guy right in the head and kills him, But I digress??.Anyway everybody was drinking a little extra this particular evening due to that deal. So I end up spending the night, which as we all know, is one of her no no?s. I get up and take off about noon on Sunday and she doesn?t make any real comment about it.

I was having a pretty descent week gambling and had a great week at work and decided I was going to treat myself to a nice dinner Sunday night. Since she had previously treated herself to a little too much alcohol and got a DUI, she can?t drive at this time so I phoned her.
?Now before you get all freaked out about this following question, I just want to tell you it means nothing more than two friends hanging out, that?s it. Now, I?m going to Del Frisco?s since I have had a pretty good week and I was wondering if you would like to come along.?
?Uh, well, can I call you back in a bit on that??
?Look, I don?t care if you go or not, I just need to know one way or the other so I know what I am doing.?
?Well, thanks for the offer, I?ll call you back later.?
So I finished watching the first half of the Davidson game on the deuce and grabbed a shower and was getting dressed when the phone rings.
?Race. I think I am going to pass on the dinner thing, but thanks again for asking.?
?No problem.?
?Well now what are you going to do.? She inquired.
?I?m going to dinner.?
?And then what??
?Probably head back home and enjoy my night off.?
?Okay, well enjoy your dinner.?

So off to dinner I go. I start pulling out of my garage and the phone rings again.

?Race, it?s Dallas. I have a question for you.?
?Go ahead.?
?What if I get horny later??
? I don?t know, what if you get horny later??
?Will you come over if I call you??
?If it?s after dinner and before I?m in bed, I?m not draggin? my ass out of bed after I?m already in it.?
?Alright, maybe I?ll call you later.?

I get home from dinner and and I?m watching a little tube when the phone rings at about 10:30.

?Race, it?s Dallas.?
?Yes.?
?I?m horny, will you come over??
?Sure, I?ll see you in a bit.?

Then as I?m pulling out of the garage again she phones me and asks if I will stop by Wendy?s and get her roommate a chicken sandwich.

I walk into their place Megan on the love seat and Dallas on the sofa. I hand the sandwich to Megan and Dallas jumps up off of the couch and says ?Wanna go to my room??

I looked at Megan and said, ?I?m just going to help her straighten it up a bit? and headed on back to where Dallas was already sitting on her bed. I strip down to my boxers and slide into bed and she starts going, ?Hmmm. Hmmmm?
?Hmmm what?? I ask.
?I don?t know.? She responds.
?What do you mean you don?t know?? I demand.
?Hmmm, Hmmmm.?
?What the hell is wrong with you??
?I don?t know? she says.
?Well since you don?t know, maybe you just needed somebody to bring Megan a sandwich in the rain. That?s fine. I?ll see ya.?
?Where are you going??
?Home.?
?Why??
?Hmmm, Hmmm, I don?t know.? As I stood up and grabbed my pants.
?Okay, I?ll tell you.?
?Alright.? And I sat back down on the bed.
?You really put me off when you asked me out to dinner.?
?What??
?I just don?t want this to be anymore than sex. I just want to fu*k you. The sex is good and that?s what I want, that?s all.?

So I told her it was nothing more than that and she quit Hmmming, and she pulled off her top and we almost got started???
?Race??
?Yeah.?
?One more thing. I didn?t sleep real well with you here last night?.?
?I know, just fu*k you and go.?
?Yeah, is that okay?
?Sure.?

SO the moral of the story is. When your old lady bitches about not taking her out to dinner or doing anything with her and only wanting to have sex. Just tell her to sit tight, get in your car and come on down to O-Town my friend.

When I have some time I?ll post a few more if there is any additional interest.

Hope you all enjoyed!
 

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Hey Mama.......Nice to see I have a little girlie interest on the issue. Glad to be of service. The only problem with this gig is when I left it and went into "the real world" it was very difficult to adapt, especially in the new world of sexual harrassment and political correctness. Where I work just about anything goes and what was truely shocking when I first started is now mundane. It makes it rather difficult to have a real relationship outside of the club as well. Just remember gentelmen, the grass is always greener.
 

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Keyser,

I'm flying into Orlando and you're going to teach me how to be a fuhking DJ!

Man, that girl sounds hot! It's not often where you find many girls with the same "guy" mentality. She only wants to bang, doesn't want dinner, and you have to leave when you're done. I've been searching for this particular oddity in women for years with no luck. Nice going Keyser! One more thing, before you get us all wound up and sitting on half staff, you need to throw in some of the sexual acts that were displayed. You know, what positions does she like? Did she go down on you? Did you give her the "shocker" before you left? :)

I also have a story about a stripper friend I had once. We'll call her Nikki to protect the innocent. Well, one night I went to go see Nikki "perform" at her work place here in Austin. As I arrive, she introduces me to her friend named Lori. Nikki told me that she had been w/ her before and when approached about a possible threesome w/ me she said yes. Lori wasn't drop dead gorgeous but she had an awesome body. We decided to hook up again the following day.

Anyway, the next day rolls around and I figured that I needed to get these girls pretty damn liquored up to ensure that it would seal the deal. So, I took them out to Papadeaux's at around 7 that night. We split 2 bottles of wine and ate our food. Then at around 9 we went to the club. I went and got a table in the champagne room while they went to the back to go change. They both came out looking good. I got what seemed like a shit load of dances from them for a few hours. Four hours and 3 more bottles of Perrier Jouet later it was time to leave. As an aside, this little escapade cost me a shit-load of fuhking money, with the dinner at Papadeaux's and the $120 per bottle of champagne at the club.

As we were leaving the club, they were both all over me, as I'm sure the 5 bottles of wine and champagne, not to mention cohktails were starting to work. :brows: As we got back to my car, they both sat in the front seat, and I, obviously was in the driver's seat. They then started to mug down with each other. HOLY SHIT.

We then agreed to get a room. We go to the room and Nikki starts to make out with Lori. I got wood just watching them. I told them both to get naked. I then started to make out with Lori and I was undressing her. I noticed Nikki had already taken her clothes off and was playing with herself on the bed. I put Lori on the bed and started to go down on her. I chowed for about 3 or 4 minutes and Nikki got me off of Lori and got me on my back on the bed. She pinned me down and was kissing and sucking on me starting with my neck and working her way down. She got down to my package and started to give me a blowjob. I then told Lori to come up to my face so that I could eat her out while I was getting a blowjob, something I've always wanted to do since seeing Ray Allen do it to those two girls in "He Got Game". :)

After all the foreplay, Lori went to her bag and whipped out a huge dildo. Nikki started to ride me, while Lori was next to her playing with herself. I didn't like seeing Lori playing with herself, so I got up, started to screw Nikki doggy style and told her to go down on Lori. After about a couple more minutes of doing this, I finally blew my load. I layed down on the bed and watched the two girls go at it. It was awesome to just sit there and watch 2 girls getting eaten out by one another.

Anyway, after I got ready to go again, I wanted to bang Lori. She was on the bed, and I rode her missionary for what seemed like 10 minutes. I then flipped her over w/ her stomach on the bed and rode her that way. She then got on top of me and rode me forever. While she was on top of me, she was making out with Nikki. It didn't take too much longer before I skeeted and finished. I was about to pass out after that. I was so fuhking tired it was ridiculous.

After that we all took a shower together and cleaned up and got dressed. I took them both home and went back to my place the happiest fuhking man on the planet. All I can say to you guys is that YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS. I know this post was long, but even my description of the night didn't do it justice.

Ahh the glory days!




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To be honest, I only had a brief stint there and didn't know much about their software although many companies are using it to this day. Whether it's worth a shit or not, I have no clue.


Hey Doughboy,

If you ever went to the Tivoli site on Mopac and Braker, that was us. We used to hand out beers to alot of the couriers, did you not get any? :shrug:

Did you ever see us throwing the football around in the parking lot? Well, if you did, that was us too. :)
 

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Hey Monk, thanks for the kind words........It took me long enough to type it up without all of the details. This is just the most recent story , I honestly have two complete books worth of them, with details........Unfortunately I had 7 Chapters lost when my hard drive dumped on me about 6 months ago........I will just say that her roommate, who as great looking as she is, except she is about 5'7" and is a brunette doesn't get much sleep when I am there. I doubt the neighbors do either, she is usually hoarse by the time we're finished. We originally would bring a big glass of water in the room to start. Then we went to one of the big Evian bottles, then when she had me pick up the sandwich for her roommate she said "You had better make it two bottles of water."......The good, or bad thing about it is that it is not a true hit and run, because she is never happy with one round. It's a minimum of two and often three, and being that I ain't 18 any mo, it takes a little recovery time. It usually ends up being about a three hour tour, kinda like Gilligans Island. It's a great time, but I just want to get to bed , I mean sleep, before the sun comes up. I go back to work tonight, so we will see what the night brings. I had another girl from one of the other clubs ask me what my "deal was" last Thursday. I asked what that meant, and she said, "You married or what?"..........I'm telling ya, I don't make this stuff up, it's absolutely the wackiest job I've ever had, and that's not even going in to telling you what they pay me. I've got a college degree, and I am making in 4 nights ( 7:30 - 2am ) nearly what I was making in a month working 50 hours a week. It's insane. ......Anytime you're in Orlando, just let me know brother, I would be more than happy to show you around the club; but bring your laptop.
 

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Great stuff Keyser... Might even get Verbal Kint out of hiding:eek:
Went to a place in Lauderdale every night ,it was called GUMWRAPPERS-real shithole. Handjob from a real nice 'tight ass' for $5. I was in heaven.
Went back last year after a round of golf a I had my $5 all ready -CLOSED ....Crap.
Going back down on Tuesday,play a few rounds at the "Monster" and will have to find a good "Tit Show"
I'll look for' Verbal 'there.
Great tales, keep 'em rolling...
Spanky....
 
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