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[Cricket]

FBI Releases Special Edition Jan 6 Footage DVD With Director's Commentary
U.S.·Nov 20, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the release of additional January 6 security footage, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced that the bureau would record 44,000 hours of live commentary for a special extended edition release on DVD.
"People want commentary from the experts, and no one knows January 6 better than the people who orchestrated the entire show," said Wray. "Which is us. We did January 6."
"In case you weren't aware."



Commentary is expected to feature insight from the actual federal agents who infiltrated the Trump rally and directly instigated entering the Capitol building. Agents will reportedly share a mix of political commentary, their thoughts on the overarching themes of the Jan 6 event, and fun behind-the-scenes trivia.
Additional special features for the home release of The January 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol: Special Extended Insurrection Edition also include:

• Deleted Scenes
• HBO First Look: Making an Insurrection
• From Book to Script
• Where is Ray Epps? Interactive Game
• Post Production: Controlling a Narrative
• Special Epilogue by Elijah Wood

According to sources, the FBI is busy working on a sequel to the explosive production to be used if Trump gets elected again.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Per Cricket, this never actually happened.

LIVE COVERAGE | Mob storms the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6th 2021

Protesters pressed past police and broke into the U.S. Capitol as Congress met in a joint session on Jan. 6 to count each state’s electoral votes and confirm...

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[WhatsHisNuts]

This footage in this documentary never happened, according to Cricket

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[Smitty]

hold up, i thought it was antifa??? or just normal tourist activity??

i laugh my ass off when i think of all the dipshits who have spent time in jail for this and they have to listen to all those assholes who told them to show up for this saying 'those were fbi agents." or "those were antifa."

and, sadly, 99.9% of those pathetic suckers STILL believe this shit. hell, half of them are probably convinced that they are actually fbi agents.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

The same guy that thinks he's being gaslighted is trying to convince us that all the video evidence, congressional hearings, and court rulings are false. Just because he's gullible enough to buy this crap, he thinks we are too. If I were Jack, I'd ban him and anyone else that tries to push this anti-American horseshit. All the veterans that participated or don't denounce this should have their pensions and benefits stripped.

 

[Smitty]

All the veterans that participated or don't denounce this should have their pensions and benefits stripped.

great point, since they're violating their oath to the constitution. and they clearly no longer believe in the united states of america.

and, really, aren't those pensions and benefits really just.... *gasp*.... SOCIALISM?????