Ok, I am gonna put out some lighthearted smack. I don't think this will piss anyone off too much (Including you Monk LOL)
Dirtiest Program: Take your pick of any in the SEC
Shadiest Coach: Rick Neuweasel
Best Coach: Mike Belotti, Bob Stoops, Tyrone Willingham
Worst Coach: John Mackovic, Boob Toledo
Finest Cheerleaders: Oregon
Fugliest Cheerleaders: Nebraska (Trust me fellas)
Best Fans: Nebraska
Best Recruiter: Mack Brown, Bob Stoops, Nick Saban, Bobby Bowden
Best Football Stadium Atmosphere: The Swamp (Florida) Neyland Stadium (Tennessee) Kyle Field (Texas A&M---the kissing thing is always a plus, Death Valley LSU at night, Auburn--that place is phucking loud whenever I watch a game)
Worst Football Stadium Atmosphere: (Nebraska: Too many phucking blue hairs, idiots actually telling you to sit down. For as rabid as our football fans are it is quiet see reason #1, Folsom Field: Colorado: Hope to escape with your life and no bodily fluids on you, Qualcomm Stadium SDSU===A Mausoleum, Any non nite game at Miami Fla)
Ugliest Uniforms: Georgia Tech, Florida, Indiana, Mississipi State, Nebraskas new uniforms, San Jose State, Oregon)
Best Uniforms: Ohio State (away) Syracuse (away) UCLA, Alabama, Texas (Away) Washington (Away) Miami (away)
Best TV guys: Ron Franklin, Mike Gottfried, Keith Jackson, Bob Griese
Worst TV: Brent Mushburger, Bill Walton (I know he don't do football but he needs to be shot), Gary Danielson, Anyone from the FOX network except Steve Physioc, Pam the DYKE Ward, Mark May.
Dirtiest Program: Take your pick of any in the SEC
Shadiest Coach: Rick Neuweasel
Best Coach: Mike Belotti, Bob Stoops, Tyrone Willingham
Worst Coach: John Mackovic, Boob Toledo
Finest Cheerleaders: Oregon
Fugliest Cheerleaders: Nebraska (Trust me fellas)
Best Fans: Nebraska
Best Recruiter: Mack Brown, Bob Stoops, Nick Saban, Bobby Bowden
Best Football Stadium Atmosphere: The Swamp (Florida) Neyland Stadium (Tennessee) Kyle Field (Texas A&M---the kissing thing is always a plus, Death Valley LSU at night, Auburn--that place is phucking loud whenever I watch a game)
Worst Football Stadium Atmosphere: (Nebraska: Too many phucking blue hairs, idiots actually telling you to sit down. For as rabid as our football fans are it is quiet see reason #1, Folsom Field: Colorado: Hope to escape with your life and no bodily fluids on you, Qualcomm Stadium SDSU===A Mausoleum, Any non nite game at Miami Fla)
Ugliest Uniforms: Georgia Tech, Florida, Indiana, Mississipi State, Nebraskas new uniforms, San Jose State, Oregon)
Best Uniforms: Ohio State (away) Syracuse (away) UCLA, Alabama, Texas (Away) Washington (Away) Miami (away)
Best TV guys: Ron Franklin, Mike Gottfried, Keith Jackson, Bob Griese
Worst TV: Brent Mushburger, Bill Walton (I know he don't do football but he needs to be shot), Gary Danielson, Anyone from the FOX network except Steve Physioc, Pam the DYKE Ward, Mark May.