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1. I have been drinking heavily tonight.
2. I finally noticed your moniker sub-head.
3. I think "Helvetica" is one of the funniest things I've seen in this forum.
4. Yeah, I am a graphics guy.
5. I have been drinking heavily tonight.
6. My wife took the new regulation kickball up the her parents cabin for the week, and I have heard nothing about how it worked for the group.
7. I almost threw darts tonight, but my neighbor's wife showed up at the bar we were at together, and just standing by her and occasionally dancing with her (after about 8 Crown and Sevens) is much better than darts.

But seriously, dude, the Sub-Moniker of "Helvetica" is a true classic, in my book.

Now, just wondering how Skully can link to a negative Obama Helvetica Speech Type Video...
 
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Dude - there is actually a movie about Helvetica. It brought tears to my eyes. Look it up. Did you know that 'Helvetica' is Latin for "Switzerland"? It was created in the 50's by some Swiss guy, and quickly went on to save the world. My only issue are dealing with Mac-PC conversions, usually switching to Arial on PC.

Kickball is OK, but frustrating because the field is too small and too many people. I will take a season off, but will remain on the flip-cup team after games.

Be careful with darts - highly addictive. Played and drank last night. Hit 6 bulls in 3 darts. This is a spectacular feat, HOWEVER my first throw was at 15. The next two were legit though. So very drunk.

Obama has no plans to ban helvetica.
 
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smurphy said:
Played and drank last night. Hit 6 bulls in 3 darts. This is a spectacular feat, HOWEVER my first throw was at 15. The next two were legit though. So very drunk.
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I've only seen this happen once, summer of 2001. Brown and I lost a league game that should have been a sure-fire winner (we only needed one more bullseye to close, and they needed five) and then the son of a bitch we were facing went double, double, and then for good measure, even though he only needed one more, another double.
 
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Smurph and finster, hope you had your dart
wrapped, :mj07: :142smilie
 
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bjfinste said:
I've only seen this happen once, summer of 2001. Brown and I lost a league game that should have been a sure-fire winner (we only needed one more bullseye to close, and they needed five) and then the son of a bitch we were facing went double, double, and then for good measure, even though he only needed one more, another double.
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Was that right after your White Horse?
 
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Kramer said:
Smurph and finster, hope you had your dart
wrapped,
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Do you realize how close we are to H/K time??!!:scared
:mj23: :bigun:
:firing: :canada1
:00x29 :bigun:
:director: :s8: :chairshot
 
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smurphy said:
Was that right after your White Horse?
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I personally have shot a White Horse three times. Have had five more 9-mark rounds. Have seen it many other times. The triple-double bulls (which I am fairly certain you are lying about actually doing) is a much more rare beast.
 
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bjfinste said:
I personally have shot a White Horse three times. Have had five more 9-mark rounds. Have seen it many other times. The triple-double bulls (which I am fairly certain you are lying about actually doing) is a much more rare beast.
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:nono: We will settle this issue next time I'm in Phoenix. Even playing those faggy electronic boards, I will have absolutely no trouble dispensing justice to wannabe lawyers accusing me of factual indescretions.
 
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Are we playing darts after golf?

I would think I would be a "B" or "C" player in this group due to the length of time that it has been where I have played.

No white horses to my credit, but a few 9 mark rounds.

One 5 bullseye round.

Haven't played but a few times in about 5 years.

We were playing in a league one night, and my partner and I were way off for the entire game. We were good friends with the other team. They needed one bull to close out the game. He threw his last dart behind his back to be a prick about it because they had plenty of time to close out before we were a threat. The dart from behind his back went double bull to really drive the stake through our pride....

This story is easy prey for the BS card, though.
 
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smurphy said:
:nono: We will settle this issue next time I'm in Phoenix. Even playing those faggy electronic boards, I will have absolutely no trouble dispensing justice to wannabe lawyers accusing me of factual indescretions.
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I've never played steel tip at a bar. I will try to find a place around here that has that option before your next visit.
 
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dawgball said:
Are we playing darts after golf?

I would think I would be a "B" or "C" player in this group due to the length of time that it has been where I have played.

No white horses to my credit, but a few 9 mark rounds.

One 5 bullseye round.

Haven't played but a few times in about 5 years.

We were playing in a league one night, and my partner and I were way off for the entire game. We were good friends with the other team. They needed one bull to close out the game. He threw his last dart behind his back to be a prick about it because they had plenty of time to close out before we were a threat. The dart from behind his back went double bull to really drive the stake through our pride....

This story is easy prey for the BS card, though.
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ouch.
 
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smurphy said:
Do you realize how close we are to H/K time??!!:scared
:mj23: :bigun:
:firing: :canada1
:00x29 :bigun:
:director: :s8: :chairshot
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Hell yeah, I gonna open up a can of whoop ass
on you and Wiseass
 
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Kramer said:
Hell yeah, I gonna open up a can of whoop ass
on you and Wiseass
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So you're gonna battle Smurph and Wiseass for second place? When my system plays start kicking in, that's the best you can hope for.

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