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The Joker

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Whore on backpage... terrible experience. Didn't even blow my load, after about 20 minutes I left. I wish I could get a refund on my 160 dollars and give it to another whore without going to the atm again. I should have spent 250 on this other Bimboe to start out with dammit :facepalm: that's what you get when you go the cheap route

What was his name? :shrug:
 

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Go to Vegas man

It's going to cost you in several ways but you won't be disapointed

Girls are so hot out there it's insane


However you will need money for nice hotel, airfare, and buy them expensive drinks

But I promise you will probably bang the hottest chick you have ever seen before
 

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Whore on backpage... terrible experience. Didn't even blow my load, after about 20 minutes I left. I wish I could get a refund on my 160 dollars and give it to another whore without going to the atm again. I should have spent 250 on this other Bimboe to start out with dammit :facepalm: that's what you get when you go the cheap route


You went ATM with someone from Backpage......DUDE.......:facepalm:
 

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ATM 4 life.

Oh !! And from another thread Banged the Big Boobed French teacher and the Voluptuous Spanish teacher at the local Community college.... Did not attend though. Trolled the Cafeteria a lot !!!

Major in MIS {Management Information Systems} Business School ... minors in Finance and Theater Arts {Acting/Drama}
 

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Whore on backpage... terrible experience. Didn't even blow my load, after about 20 minutes I left. I wish I could get a refund on my 160 dollars and give it to another whore without going to the atm again. I should have spent 250 on this other Bimboe to start out with dammit :facepalm: that's what you get when you go the cheap route

20 minutes of BONING or small talk? Ugly woman? Stanky Vagina? Dead FAWK?
 

hammer1

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Whore on backpage... terrible experience. Didn't even blow my load, after about 20 minutes I left. I wish I could get a refund on my 160 dollars and give it to another whore without going to the atm again. I should have spent 250 on this other Bimboe to start out with dammit :facepalm: that's what you get when you go the cheap route

We talking' 20 plus years ago here. Ya want an attractive professional go to Las Vegas.
Back then
$400 was starting and on up..... The girls in the lounges at casinos started at $1000 >> movie star quality!!!... Get one of the magazines or cards and call. A lady will come to your room check your drivers license and from there u can discuss your business. If you reach an agreement she ill proceed to wash off your package so you don't get "Frisky" too soon. My first one was a Bo Derek look alike. We actually dated for a while while i was living in Las Vegas...........Got some service gratis. Go to some of the strip clubs be generous with your tips. get yourself some tailored clothing custom shirts not bought in a dept store.....look like you have money. Act gentlemanly and respectful don't be a sleaze bag. Women can smell $$. Learned that from runway models who are taught in modeling school how to spot tailored shirts etc. jewelry etc. If you are lucky one may take a shine to you. How can you tell? She will come and talk to you when business is slow ... sit and talk for nothing and not pressure you for dances. Then ask her out to dinner. Be respectful...complementary with out sounding fake. Go to one of the ranches around Clark County or any where in Nevada. They come out in a line up and you can take your pick.
If ya hit it big a few dble dime bets that win u are positioned to go to the next level.. Prof Escorts that back then started at $3000. Porn stars......that work when not filming. One i liked a lot since those years was in Chicago i contacted her ..$5000. lil too pricey. She now lives in Dubai . Getting' some a that Oil $$$..Will probably be retired by now.;;;.. Some of these ladies are well educated and approach the whole thing as a business.....They start out in college... Last tip.. google escorts ... there are some stunning women around....all depends on your finances. Go to Mexico... There are high end establishments with beautiful ladies that will not break
the bank The bottom end is the "Boys towns" that the locals go to.. Fathers take their sons to get a feel for what a vagina feels like. Any where you go in the world u can get connected by asking a cab driver during a fare.......Hope some of this helps.....One more.... Go to Thailand.. Your Peanut will fall off before you get back.. A free wheeling attitude that does not exist here.. Streets full of Ladies to chose from. U can be dog ass " Butt Ugly" but you will find love !!!
 
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