So what are you chumps doing for Valentine's Day?

Felonious Monk

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Besides letting the wife have her day off from her beaten, I'm curious as to how some of you are going to spend Valentine's with the significant other.....

I have no money for diamonds this year, not even the cheap ones. So, I think I'll do the old dinner and wine thing.

How about you guys?
 

Bluemound Freak

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I'm gonna sit here all day pondering which games to bet on this evening, then get off work, go home, prepare a nice dinner, turn the lights down low, maybe put on a little mood music, and then walk right up to my love and turn her on! Yep Turn on the old TV and find myself a nice Basketball game to watch, pop open a beer, spin up a log, sit back and relax, and count my winnings!

Got a little evening planned for tommorow night instead! Then it's off to Hotlanta for some Cheetah action on Saturday night!:brows:



Damn I'm a Loser!!!!
 

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with ya on the dinner and wine thing...also threw in a pair of sweet Maui Jim Sunglasses that she just had to have(for this month anyways).....but i gotta brag on her.....she bought me a guide trip with one of the best guides at Lake Fork for this weekend.,...whatta ya know, she can be nice.....

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I found this works well. Spending copious ammounts of money shows you have a bank account, and nothing else. Put a little work into it on a personal level, and she will know you give a damn....

First, send flowers to her work with a hand written card that is orginal, and not from a Hallmark Classic, but something to tell her how you feel, in your own words. That is a given. Next, take off work a little early, and pick up something nice (not a damn grilled sausage) for YOU to prepair for a light dinner, a nice bottle of wine, and a favorite dessert of hers. Get started on the initial preparation for dinner, and about 15 minutes before she will be arriving home from work, run a bubble bath for her. Use scented oils/bath cube or something to make the water nicer for her. When she comes home, give her a soft kiss, and help her into the tub. Don't grope her at this point, ya perve. Give her a glass of wine, and simply ask how her day was. Then actually listen to what she has to say, while giving her a little shoulder rub, or washing her back. Then hand her a towel when she is done, and go to finish dinner prep. Have some soft music playing, and eat by (no big surprise here) candle light. During dessert, that is when you give her the gift you have for her. It can be a very simple gift, as long as it has meaning to your relationship. In otherwords, maybe something that is a reminder of your first date with her. Most important, just enjoy her company and treat her right, cause after all, she puts up with you during football season.
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taoist

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Blue,

...brother, we're in the same boat.... except I got to go to class tonight.... get my e-mail from Jack and drop me a line.... I've got something about Valentine's day for bachelors to send to you that is absolutely hilarious, but a little too much to post in the forum.... You will laugh your ass off.... ;)
 

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Hey Monk I tried that a couple of times but mine went like this!

Sent her a couple of silk roses from the corner store by way of Guido, the star chaser delivery boy, with a card that read " Hey baby what's your sign", took off work a little early to get a present for her but the novelty store had already closed for the day, Started the water to boil those hot dogs in and started the shower up for her so the rust would be out of the pipes before she came over! Laid out her favorite teddy that she likes to wear! Prepared the hot dogs with her favorite topings, helped her out of the shower, so whe would not slip and fall, got her teddy for her, lit the bug candle, got us a cold beverage out and we had ourselves a good ole time, well I had a good time! I still don't understand what she meant by selfish degenerate as she walked out that night, I thought I was being very nice to let her have the last swig of Boone's Farm out of my bottle and asked her how much more would it take to get her to make out with her sister while I watched! I guess I just don't understand women!!:D







Only humor! Only Humor! Keep the panties on boys!
 

Felonious Monk

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lit the bug candle
fuhkin' hilarious man!


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Is your girl's name Billie Jo, Betty Jo, or Bobbie Jo? :)
 

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Chump this

Chump this

I've got a rare one that truly and honestly believes that Valentines day is a 'hallmark holiday' and thinks anyone that buys overpriced flowers or even a card is a sucker. She also thinks any woman that would get mad at a man for not doing so is shallow, and probably deserves a sucker. No offense to those of you without one of these.

So, I'm getting her what I've got here every year since we dated/got married: Diddly.

I did go to her all-woman's gym last night for a "bring your man" spinning class, only to be yelled at by some German Dominatrix wearing balck spandex named Vanessa for an hour. That had its own advantages, though.

But maybe if I'm feeling romantic, I won't watch SportsCenter while we eat dinner. :D

TheShrimp
 

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well i dont think he'll have to worry about the nba contract, ryson. unless they start that under 6 foot league---

dont think i could have handled a 2 and 7 yr old when i was 21, hell i'm 27 and sometimes i forget to feed the cat!
 

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I hear ya wigs, I got married (my first time) way to young and it was ugly, came home one day from work to a butter knife, chop sticks and a wooden spoon:mad: . Luckily for me I got out of it fairly cheap (20K). Kind of a funny article IMHO, college is tough - I had to bust my hump but I pulled a 4.0 GPA, but I had to pay for it out of my pocket and that sort of changes things. This poor guy is going to school and raising kids, where is the time for homework. I am 33 and have a 1 y/o, I could not fathom having a ton of homework every night. Do you have any idea what his major is? Liberal arts, Sociology maybe, they make for a great waitstaff:D
 

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as for me, since bahama mama is somewhere way up north and is the stuff that dreams are made of,

i am drinking beer.

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Bluemound Freak said:
Then it's off to Hotlanta for some Cheetah action on Saturday night!:brows:

Nice...u better get freaky wit some of those hotties!! :p

Every since those scumbags closed the Gold Club I've been hittin' the Cheetah 3 myself. Have fun man!!
 
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