Solution to the war in Afghanistan

kneifl

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A friend sent me this e mail, I liked it so I thought I' share it with the forum.......

An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK
>>> > fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the
>>> > criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief
>>> > is
>>> > that if ones' body is buried with a pig because
>>> > they
>>> > are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell.
>>> > I did a little research into this subject matter and
>>> > found it to be true. This got me thinking. If we put
>>> > a
>>> > baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide
>>> > terrorists would abort their missions as they would
>>> > not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if
>>> > we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into
>>> > Afghanistan
>>> > I think our recon and assault efforts may be more
>>> > successful. Apparently Muslims dislikes the very
>>> > sight
>>> > of pigs A LOT! They are also adamantly opposed to
>>> > alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few
>>> > thousands gallons of scotch, get them ....-faced and
>>> > turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a
>>> > weekend.

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[This message has been edited by kneifl (edited 10-17-2001).]
 

djv

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I believe if we ever get our hands on Bin Ladin. We should do a sex change on him. Then send him back home in a bikini.
I would pay to watch that. That no good SOB.
 
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