some lessons ..... :)

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by barfly:
they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

You don't have to go as far as waking up with a vagina to deal with #1 here, fly

(wait, waking up with one wouldn't be bad, if it wasn't your own....LOL)

if a person can't find it with THESE instructions, there is absolutely NO hope for them

http://www.theromancenetwork.com/sex_tips.htm

and the first person that asks me what the heck my reason for playing around at that site today was....ummm.....gets cyber slapped *wink*

 

[barfly]

Hey Mamma, ya ever wonder about any of this.........


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

How much faith does it take to be an atheist?

I dont have a solution,but I admire your problem.

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?

If quitters never win,and winners never quit,what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

Okay,who stopped the payment on my reality check?

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?


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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[bigjoe]

i wonder who is a female?

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Fearless Fly--some of my favs

If oceans didn't have sponges in them would they be deeper?

Why do they park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why are there braille keys on drive up tellers?

If it was 0 degrees yesterday and half that cold the day before,how cold was it the day before?

 

[dawgball]

DTB

Never heard the spong in the ocean before. LMAO!

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Sic 'em
dawgball

 

[beerman]

Why did kamakazee pilots wear helmets?