Its only week 2, but there are some truths out there that cannot and will not be denied. Some knowledge and some picks for the masses.
1. The entire NFC west sucks. There is no sugar-coating this fact, the whole division blows chunks. Someone will make the playoffs by default, will it be the grocery-bagger led Cardinals with an over the hill RB, or the receiverless northwestern team who outright released an over the hill RB? Its gonna be nice getting into the postseason at 8-8.
2. When a game involves KC and OAK, strap on a helmet and make sure to wear a cup. Its dirty. Always has been and always will be. Its best to take points in these situations, and anything over a FG is generous.
3. Water added pressed ham is a poor mans bologna. Who eats this garbage? Its almost like someone gave the meat processor a license to add gristle and bone to ham. It shouldnt even be called a lunchmeat and is banished to the food disposal.
4. The Atlanta Falcons are a sham. A patchwork o-line and an overrated rookie QB have put the blinders on a lot of NFL viewers. I think Grady Jackson ate that #1 fan of the Broncos who wore a barrel with straps on it. He's clearly the largest man in the league, perhaps from eating pimento cheese pressed ham sandwiches.
5. Cleveland's dawg pound will be rocking for the home opener tonight. Folks are lining up the bandwagons for FWP and Big Ben, eager to lay the touchdown on the road based on last weeks results. Not so fast. Braylon Edwards was shipped 4 gallons of stick-um and the Brown-eyes keep this one close enough for the dough.
Recapping:
1:00 Da Raiders +3 1/2
4:00 Bucs -6 1/2
8:00 Browns +6 1/2 (perhaps 7 at gametime)
1. The entire NFC west sucks. There is no sugar-coating this fact, the whole division blows chunks. Someone will make the playoffs by default, will it be the grocery-bagger led Cardinals with an over the hill RB, or the receiverless northwestern team who outright released an over the hill RB? Its gonna be nice getting into the postseason at 8-8.
2. When a game involves KC and OAK, strap on a helmet and make sure to wear a cup. Its dirty. Always has been and always will be. Its best to take points in these situations, and anything over a FG is generous.
3. Water added pressed ham is a poor mans bologna. Who eats this garbage? Its almost like someone gave the meat processor a license to add gristle and bone to ham. It shouldnt even be called a lunchmeat and is banished to the food disposal.
4. The Atlanta Falcons are a sham. A patchwork o-line and an overrated rookie QB have put the blinders on a lot of NFL viewers. I think Grady Jackson ate that #1 fan of the Broncos who wore a barrel with straps on it. He's clearly the largest man in the league, perhaps from eating pimento cheese pressed ham sandwiches.
5. Cleveland's dawg pound will be rocking for the home opener tonight. Folks are lining up the bandwagons for FWP and Big Ben, eager to lay the touchdown on the road based on last weeks results. Not so fast. Braylon Edwards was shipped 4 gallons of stick-um and the Brown-eyes keep this one close enough for the dough.
Recapping:
1:00 Da Raiders +3 1/2
4:00 Bucs -6 1/2
8:00 Browns +6 1/2 (perhaps 7 at gametime)
