Southwest Airlines stewardess....

taoist

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your
mother can explain THAT to you."

:eek: :D :eek:
 

TBONEZ0295

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:lol: :lol: :lol: That was good, but you might want to change airlines Southwest is the worst airline out there LOL not only do they not "pullout in time" but your lucky if you even get off the ground LOL
 

AR182

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That's funny TBONEZ0295,never had a bad experience with Southwest.Eventhough they offer no frills,I find most times that their flight arrives a head of schedule.I guess I am luky with them or you are unlucky with them.Now if you say American West is terrible,I will agree(LOL!).
 
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