Spider.........

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As some of you know I'm on the road doing Specialty Food Sales/Distribution in ME, NH & Mass.....Today I'm at a fairly new account with my business partner at a small Farm Stand in NH......We stop in to drop off their order and show them some items that we feel would sell well at their Stand.....

I set down a package of locally made Peanut Brittle and start to tell the story of the company that makes it....In the mid-pitch a BIG ASS spider starts climbing around the Brittle Package.......One gal at the register lets out a yell "SPIDER" the other gal grabs the spider by the legs and brings it to her face looking at it.....This isn't a small spider, this sucker has some meat on it.....

I look at her with the spider inches from her face and say------I'll give you five bucks if you eat it"......Less than a second later she stuffs the spider in her mouth, chomps and swallows.....Shocked, I reach in my pocket and hand her five one dollar bills.....:lol:
 

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Personally....

I would have given her a 10er....On the spot like that?....Yep....:0003



But nice....:0074
 

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I look at her with the spider inches from her face and say------I'll give you five bucks if you eat it"......Less than a second later she stuffs the spider in her mouth, chomps and swallows.....Shocked, I reach in my pocket and hand her five one dollar bills.....:lol:

Now,,I know I am from the south, but would there be anyway that the word spider was just being used as another word for say,,,oh,,,,I don't know,,maybe ,,uhmm,,,:popcorn2
 

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As some of you know I'm on the road doing Specialty Food Sales/Distribution in ME, NH & Mass.....Today I'm at a fairly new account with my business partner at a small Farm Stand in NH......We stop in to drop off their order and show them some items that we feel would sell well at their Stand.....

I set down a package of locally made Peanut Brittle and start to tell the story of the company that makes it....In the mid-pitch a BIG ASS spider starts climbing around the Brittle Package.......One gal at the register lets out a yell "SPIDER" the other gal grabs the spider by the legs and brings it to her face looking at it.....This isn't a small spider, this sucker has some meat on it.....

I look at her with the spider inches from her face and say------I'll give you five bucks if you eat it"......Less than a second later she stuffs the spider in her mouth, chomps and swallows.....Shocked, I reach in my pocket and hand her five one dollar bills.....:lol:
Cheap ass
 

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As some of you know I'm on the road doing Specialty Food Sales/Distribution in ME, NH & Mass.....Today I'm at a fairly new account with my business partner at a small Farm Stand in NH......We stop in to drop off their order and show them some items that we feel would sell well at their Stand.....

I set down a package of locally made Peanut Brittle and start to tell the story of the company that makes it....In the mid-pitch a BIG ASS spider starts climbing around the Brittle Package.......One gal at the register lets out a yell "SPIDER" the other gal grabs the spider by the legs and brings it to her face looking at it.....This isn't a small spider, this sucker has some meat on it.....

I look at her with the spider inches from her face and say------I'll give you five bucks if you eat it"......Less than a second later she stuffs the spider in her mouth, chomps and swallows.....Shocked, I reach in my pocket and hand her five one dollar bills.....:lol:

What town? I live in a small southern NH town.
 
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