A city boy,named Kenny,moved to the country & bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up & said,"Sorry son,but I have some bad news,the donkey died".
Kenny replied,"Well then just give me my money back".
The farmer said,"Can't do that,I went & spent it already".
Kenny said,OK,then at least give me the donkey".
The farmer asked,"What are you going to do with him"?
Kenny:"I'm going to raffle him off".
Farmer:"You can't raffle off a dead donkey".
Kenny:"Sure can.watch me.I just won't tell anybody he is dead".
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny & asked,"What happened with that dead donkey"?
Kenny:I raffled him off & sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece & made a profit of $898".
Farmer:"Didn't anyone complain"?
Kenny:"Just the guy who won.So I gave him his $2 back".
Kenny grew up & eventually became the chairman of Enron.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up & said,"Sorry son,but I have some bad news,the donkey died".
Kenny replied,"Well then just give me my money back".
The farmer said,"Can't do that,I went & spent it already".
Kenny said,OK,then at least give me the donkey".
The farmer asked,"What are you going to do with him"?
Kenny:"I'm going to raffle him off".
Farmer:"You can't raffle off a dead donkey".
Kenny:"Sure can.watch me.I just won't tell anybody he is dead".
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny & asked,"What happened with that dead donkey"?
Kenny:I raffled him off & sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece & made a profit of $898".
Farmer:"Didn't anyone complain"?
Kenny:"Just the guy who won.So I gave him his $2 back".
Kenny grew up & eventually became the chairman of Enron.
