STICK A FORK IN CHENEY-SAY HELLO TO PRESIDENT JOHN KERRY

[Eddie Haskell]

Agreed Stevie.

I thought Edwards should have brought the slugs relationship with Haliburton a little more often. Surprised he didn't.

Ed

Hey if we ever get together we could have the Steve and Edie Show. Sorry, weak today.

 

[pirate fan]

Feel better about Bush's chances after that one. Think Cheney did well bringing up some good points the general public should know about Kerry/Edwards. Bush is the way to go!

 

[I LOVE WR]

GOOD NIGHT SWEETHEART-WELL THE TIME HAS COME.

ITS FUNNY HOW REPUBLICANS CARE MORE ABOUT THEIR PARTY THAN THEIR COUNTRY.

SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

MR PRESIDENT JOHN KERRY HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?

CAKE WALK ITS OVER

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Eddie I thought same as you on Haliburton--I think Cheney and Edwards both had the negative voting data on each other in reserve in case it got nasty--and when Edwards started on Halibuton ,Cheney countered with the medicare taxes avoidance---local paper ect stuff and kinda froze Edwards in his tracks. Have never seen look Edwards had on his face before.

--have a feeling Fridays debate will be much more explosive than last week--will be interesting.

On the golf--will have to get together sometime maybe midway like Etown or maybe wait till spring once Jack gets situated and meet up there for 18. Should be enjoyable and would look forward to meeting you and playing some.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Dogs:

Its funny. I've never been a proponent of the "my guy is clean your guy is dirty" arguement. I've said in the past whether your Kerry or Bush, you have to be beholden to so many people on your way up the ladder that you be necessity come within the definition of bought and sold.

Thats why I believe to this day that the single most important issue facing this country concerning its future position in the world is not terrorism but rather real campaign finance reform. Excuse me but I will always vehemently oppose your senior senatoron this issue.

I've got to admit I saw a trial lawyer tactic employed by Edwards on that your daughter is a lesbian schtick. The tactic was the way Edwards stated his admiring Cheney on that issue when the only real reason he raised it was to let everyone know Cheney's daughter was a lesbo.

Frankly, Cheney's response couldn't have been better in thanking him. I thought Cheney did well. He kept his cool and didn't lose it like I hoped he would. Gotta blame my neighbor (actually does live in the same school district that me, little Ed, and the Mrs. are in) for prepping the felon so well.

Bush needs a good day on Friday to recapture his momentum. In that light, I'm thinking about sending him a couple of lines of blow and a bottle of Grey Goose on Thursday. Just kidding, I'm sure he will be better prepared and may take a different tact.

I'm also wondering what kind of tv numbers we will get out of friday as compared to last thursday. Frankly, I'm hoping there down as I think Bush could only get better this Friday. We'll see.

On golf, I'm going to Atlanta tomorrow to play with a bunch of old high school and grade school friends sans wives. Three days of golf, beer, and lies. Just what the doctor ordered.

Speaking of the Doctor, wouldn't it be fun if we could get the Freezer to drive his 86 Malibu east about 500 miles and meet us on the first tee. I'm thinking next spring as this Atlanta trip will set me back some coupled with the oncoming weather doesn't leave us a lot of time to plan an outing.

If we do get together for golf, just a quick question, are you a gun owner. I just wanted to know.

Eddie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

You know you needn't be worried bout that--I am sure we will get along fine and have most enjoyable time--- You don't have any flashbacks of the live video of the guy shooting at attorney behind the tree, do you
With the exception of traffic I rarily get upset about much.

golf joke

Two gays were playing very slowly and out of anger big burley fellow playing behind them hits in on them and hits one in the hed and drops him. He drives cart down to where they are and asks if he's hurt. "Yes you big brute" he says "and I am going to sue you for a million" The big fellow laughed and said, I'd suck your D-- before I paid you a penny.
The one that was hit was still a little fuzzy and asked his mate what he said. Mate bent over and whispered in his ear "He's trying to settle out of court"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I trust you Wayne, but I'm not sure about your friend 65. Who else do you think should round out our foursome me, you, the malpractice king and ..................

Cute joke. If I was representing the gay victim I would have told him the offer was a little lacking and that he should hold out for more. I further would have advised him that the settlement offer was hard to swallow, or so I've heard.

A priest, a rabbi, a minister and a polar bear walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them as says "is this a joke"?

Sorry

Eddie

 

[Chanman]

You know you needn't be worried bout that--I am sure we will get along fine and have most enjoyable time--- You don't have any flashbacks of the live video of the guy shooting at attorney behind the tree, do you

ROTFLMAO :clap:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I had tears in my eyes when I thought about iy too Cman--- I could see video in my mind as if it was yeterday
Edward 6-5 would be fine if back is ok--Dawgball remarded he'd like to go up to Jacks when he was down here. Hell we might get a couple of foursomes for a 2 day event.--Jack is thinking OH NO!!!