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[Senor Capper]

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE-PFE) is making the announcement
today that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of Mydixaflop.

Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE-PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name Mount And Do.


Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will
now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."


:director: I'll take 400 shares!

 

[kcwolf]

First off, glad to see you writing in the normal black lettering.

You need to put that pink lettering behind you!:topic:

As my wife will tell you, your good and better than most.

kcwolf

 

[ctownguy]

LMFAO

What comedy club can I catch your act. That's hilarious:drinky:

 

[scrubbo]

funny stuff.
I'll take 1000 cases, I mean shares. :toast:

 

[g-hawg]

HA HA HA

HA HA HA

That's pretty funny

 

[Sisyphus]

Senor, before using the liquid form please read the fine print. Do NOT gargle before swallowing or it could lead to a stiff neck!