strip clubs

[marine]

You go out with some of your buddies to a strip club and get loaded up on beer and shots...

you get dropped off at home and wake up in the morning with bruises and welts all over your back, chest, stomach and @ss.

discuss how it might have happened.

My wife tells me I should sue someone.... I think I should go ask for it again.

 

[kneifl]

you get dropped off at home and wake up in the morning with bruises and welts all over your back, chest, stomach and @ss.

I bet your ass was sore from the stap-on too:142smilie :142smilie

kneifl

 

[1%er]

You go out with some of your buddies to a strip club and get loaded up on beer and shots...

you get dropped off at home and wake up in the morning with bruises and welts all over your back, chest, stomach and @ss.

discuss how it might have happened.

My wife tells me I should sue someone.... I think I should go ask for it again.

I've seen it happen many times.

This is who you thought was dancing for you, in your druken state

But this is who actually was dancing for you.

Called the Hottie for Heffer blackout

Very common after 2am !! :mj07:

 

[hammer1]

This may help !!

This may help !!

How bad does it hurt when u pass your stool..........
Aaaaaand was there fluid resembling hand lotion down the back of your legs.

 

[bej0101]

I've seen it happen many times.

This is who you thought was dancing for you, in your druken state

But this is who actually was dancing for you.

Called the Hottie for Heffer blackout

Very common after 2am !! :mj07:

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[tpaine07]

this reminds me of the scene from beerfest where he thinks hes nailing this gorgeous black chick, but really its that 400lb woman.

 

[Another Steve]

You go out with some of your buddies to a strip club and get loaded up on beer and shots...

you get dropped off at home and wake up in the morning with bruises and welts all over your back, chest, stomach and @ss.

discuss how it might have happened.

My wife tells me I should sue someone.... I think I should go ask for it again.

Your Wife may want you get Tested

 

[The Sponge]

You go out with some of your buddies to a gay strip club and get loaded up on beer and shots...

you get dropped off at home and wake up in the morning with bruises and welts all over your back, chest, stomach and @ss.

discuss how it might have happened.

My wife tells me I should sue someone.... I think I should go ask for it again.

If i were you Marine i wouldn't sue. The thought of all that bad press you would get being caught in one of those gay strip clubs could cost you your military pension. I bet you got loaded up with a little more than beer and shots. Just relax today and blow this thing off. Kinda like last night.

 

[Agent 0659]

We've all seen the guy right, the soon to be married guy out on his bachelor party....the boys pay to have him dragged on stage and beat to a pulp with his own belt, etc.

Sounds like a similar situation happened to Marine.

I will tell you one thing, they start that shit with me I'm clocking somebody! I have seen guys absolutley humiliated.:nono: :nono:

 

[bsucards]

We've all seen the guy right, the soon to be married guy out on his bachelor party....the boys pay to have him dragged on stage and beat to a pulp with his own belt, etc.

Sounds like a similar situation happened to Marine.

I will tell you one thing, they start that shit with me I'm clocking somebody! I have seen guys absolutley humiliated.:nono: :nono:

When is your bachelor party? :mj07:

Because no one wants to be there while you sit there by the water going :jerkit: trying to figure out whether you should dive in or not

 

[lewehands]

Agent I don't know what you are talking about !! That stripper didn't really get on my back and choke me out with my own belt........ Did she ? :mj07: :mj07: That was a very long time ago !!!!!! :nono: :SIB

 

[The Sponge]

We've all seen the guy right, the soon to be married guy out on his bachelor party....the boys pay to have him dragged on stage and beat to a pulp with his own belt, etc.

Sounds like a similar situation happened to Marine.

I will tell you one thing, they start that shit with me I'm clocking somebody! I have seen guys absolutley humiliated.:nono: :nono:

I agree with you here. Going on the stage and all that stuff is okay but once the handcuffs come out no way no how are they going around my wrist. To many bad things can happen. Oh and the pain in the shoulder pulling it back like that :nono:

 

[Agent 0659]

Agent I don't know what you are talking about !! That stripper didn't really get on my back and choke me out with my own belt........ Did she ? :mj07: :mj07: That was a very long time ago !!!!!! :nono: :SIB

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes they did! I almost went up on stage and cleared house for you...:142smilie

 

[marine]

updated:

Got some of the story (stories)

Apparently I went off with a little blond hottie for a lap dance in the back...
Then I was gone for a little over 1.5 hours. They said I had like 3 lap dances from her (which I do vaguely recall) but then she took me to the dreaded Champagne Room for an hour.

behind closed doors so they couldnt watch.

but they did say I was all happy and giggly when I finally emerged from it and stumbled back to our table!

 

[Franky Wright]

If i were you Marine i wouldn't sue. The thought of all that bad press you would get being caught in one of those gay strip clubs could cost you your military pension. I bet you got loaded up with a little more than beer and shots. Just relax today and blow this thing off. Kinda like last night.

Does this not sound alot like someone else here, giving it to a forum brother, only the other guy is in all caps?:SIB
Are you guys related:142smilie , if so, go across the street and unlock his Caps Key:com:

 

[marine]

Franky,
I don't understand what sponge keep yapping about with this whole gay thing. Is he trying to be funny?

I'm not able to draw the connections here...

Can someone help me translate from dumbf*ck to english?

 

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