How 'bout this wrestling match: Jennifer Lopez vs Britney Spears. Britney performed at last year's show so you could probably get her, and if you gave JLo a big enough trailer, she might be up for it.
or its like this
Eric Dickerson post game interview
ED: Can you tell me what happend with the rushing game?
Player: Well we didnt run the ball well.
ED: Well back when i played i used to rush 100 yards everygame. But then my goggles got to foggy later in my carrer that i rushed for negative yards everygame. Im the greatest ya know.