A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,a
>> man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
>>
>> "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
>>
>> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
>> a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
>> world, and not use it?"
>>
>> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
>> come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we
>> haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
>>
>> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
>> someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
>> seat?".
>>
>> The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
>>
>> man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
>>
>> "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
>>
>> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
>> a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
>> world, and not use it?"
>>
>> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
>> come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we
>> haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
>>
>> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
>> someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
>> seat?".
>>
>> The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
>>
