Survivor - Texas Style...Funny

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> Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
its
> own entitled, Survivor Texas Style".
>
> The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
> Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
>
> They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland,
> Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
>
> From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back
to
> Dallas.
>
> Each will be driving pink Volvos with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm
> gay" .... "I love the Dixie Chicks" .... "I'm a vegetarian" .... "I
> voted for Al Gore" .... "George Strait can't sing" .... "Hillary in
> 2004!" ....and, "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
>
> The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
 
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