Sounds familiar. Hot Sake w/a raw egg will do for the beverage then depending on the table I'm given i'd like to start by Tossing her Salad before the main course of Bearded Clam followed by Chocolate Starfish for dessert.
Too bad that other thread 'Did you ever sh*t in someones mouth' was closed. I could never do that as I be laughing too hard.moon1