sven and helga

gardenweasel

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one winter day sven and helga were out for their weekly drive in the country...helga cries out,"sven,stop de car,deres a dead skunk on de side of de road !!"....

?so vhat?, sven says,... helga replies,"but sven,, dere?s a bunch of lil` baby skunks standing around her and dey look so cold.?...

sven stops the car and helga gets out and gathers all the baby skunks up in her apron and gets back in the car...
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after a while helga says,"dese poor lil` skunks are still shivering...vhat should vee do??

sven: ?vell vy don?t you pull up yer skirt and put dem down der ver its varm??

helga:?ya sven, but vhat about de smell??

sven:?don`t vorry,,,dey vill get use to it.?
 
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