"tails" is injured and is has been...............

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I have received some "inside info" that "tails" has been partying way too hard, and has been completely out of control and various Glendale, Arizona Strip Clubs. And on top of that "tails" has an injured hip that requires extensive surgery.

All this information has been kept on the down-low, but trust me it is true.


"heads" is an easy winner, yep it is a lock, "heads" is ready. The easiest bet on the entire Superbowl is "heads", yep, mark it down. "heads" has been eating healthy, staying focused and hasn't done any partying or illicit drugs. "heads" is ready, he's focused and he'll show up on the big stage.

"heads" at -105 odds is the play.:0071
 

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Anyone who lays juice on a coin flip, is mental.

For the record almost every Sportsbook out there gives ya even money (or at worst -101 odds) on the coin flip.

But in this case it doesn't matter, with my "inside info" the odds could be -900 it makes no difference, "heads" is an absolute lock:padlock::em71:
 

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I have received some "inside info" that "tails" has been partying way too hard, and has been completely out of control and various Glendale, Arizona Strip Clubs. And on top of that "tails" has an injured hip that requires extensive surgery.

All this information has been kept on the down-low, but trust me it is true.


"heads" is an easy winner, yep it is a lock, "heads" is ready. The easiest bet on the entire Superbowl is "heads", yep, mark it down. "heads" has been eating healthy, staying focused and hasn't done any partying or illicit drugs. "heads" is ready, he's focused and he'll show up on the big stage.

"heads" at -105 odds is the play.:0071

Unfortunately I guess we will get no Asian tails pics today, thanks for starting the party without us, tails is so selfish...:cry:
 

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For the record almost every Sportsbook out there gives ya even money (or at worst -101 odds) on the coin flip.

But in this case it doesn't matter, with my "inside info" the odds could be -900 it makes no difference, "heads" is an absolute lock:padlock::em71:

Heads always gets my money and draftkings has it +100. It’s always nice to start the game up a few bucks when the coin flip goes your way :toast:
 

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I like to parlay some prop bets.

Gonna add the -105 heads to -175 prop of will yyz complain about a SB commercial before the 2h.

500 pays out 1034


That seems like a very smart bet, that should be an easy winner:SIB
 
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