The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains ofAfghanistan is to send in a team of Special Forces from rural EastTennessee. Billy Bob, Bubba, Bo, Scooter, Cousin Earl, and Cooter are being sent in, armed only with shotguns, with the following information about the Taliban and Al Queda:
1. There is no limit on how many you bag. :gf:
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken. :look:
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus. :nono:
5. They are Florida football fans.
6. They don't like barbeque.
7. They were solely responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. :fingerc:
Should be over in just about a week, don't cha think? :shrug:
1. There is no limit on how many you bag. :gf:
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken. :look:
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus. :nono:
5. They are Florida football fans.
6. They don't like barbeque.
7. They were solely responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. :fingerc:
Should be over in just about a week, don't cha think? :shrug:
