Remember your 1st game of poker ?
YOU: I'm holding 3 cards with royal-looking faces and a couple others with black triangles thingys.
ME: Minnow
Wanna impress those sitting next to you at a table ?
Well even if you don't.......
ARKANSAS FLUSH:
Four cards to a flush
(A shameless slur on Razorback intellect.)
FISH:
A terrible player. Also known as a rabbit, lobster or lamb.
GORILLAS:
A pair of kings (as in King Kong)
MINNOW:
A guy who plays in a game thats way over his head.
THE NUTS:
The best possible hand in any situation. To have the nuts is to be unbeatable.
(Unless your allergic. Then they can be deadly)
RAILROAD BIBLE:
A deck of cards.
Also called a California Bible.
And a "deck of cards."
SHOE CLERK:
A player who panicks and drops out of a game if raised- or tickled.
SIEGFRIED AND ROY:
A pair of queens.
Four queens are like the Village People.
Five queens is a parade!
STRANGE:
The money in a pot other than one player's bet. In other words, if you have $50 invested in a $200 pot, $150 is strange.
TEXAS HOLD'EM:
A poker game played in the World Series of Poker in which each player is dealt two down cards, followed by a five-card communal hand.
Nothing like Yahtzee.
WHITE MEAT:
A profit.
Can also be chicken or pork.
WOPPITZER:
A creep who hangs around card games without playing, offering unsolicited bad advice.
Surely Nolan could clue us in on a few more
(PS Nolans 1st name is not Shirley)
BTW I haven't seen anything from IronLock or MGDGuy what ever happened to them ?
~~~Lanny
YOU: I'm holding 3 cards with royal-looking faces and a couple others with black triangles thingys.
ME: Minnow
Wanna impress those sitting next to you at a table ?
Well even if you don't.......
ARKANSAS FLUSH:
Four cards to a flush
(A shameless slur on Razorback intellect.)
FISH:
A terrible player. Also known as a rabbit, lobster or lamb.
GORILLAS:
A pair of kings (as in King Kong)
MINNOW:
A guy who plays in a game thats way over his head.
THE NUTS:
The best possible hand in any situation. To have the nuts is to be unbeatable.
(Unless your allergic. Then they can be deadly)
RAILROAD BIBLE:
A deck of cards.
Also called a California Bible.
And a "deck of cards."
SHOE CLERK:
A player who panicks and drops out of a game if raised- or tickled.
SIEGFRIED AND ROY:
A pair of queens.
Four queens are like the Village People.
Five queens is a parade!
STRANGE:
The money in a pot other than one player's bet. In other words, if you have $50 invested in a $200 pot, $150 is strange.
TEXAS HOLD'EM:
A poker game played in the World Series of Poker in which each player is dealt two down cards, followed by a five-card communal hand.
Nothing like Yahtzee.
WHITE MEAT:
A profit.
Can also be chicken or pork.
WOPPITZER:
A creep who hangs around card games without playing, offering unsolicited bad advice.
Surely Nolan could clue us in on a few more
(PS Nolans 1st name is not Shirley)
BTW I haven't seen anything from IronLock or MGDGuy what ever happened to them ?
~~~Lanny
